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My 3 word player analysis V Nth Melbourne

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Gawn - was clearly dominated 

Chandler - career best game

Oliver - prolific without hurting

Petracca - failed to impose

Sparrow - couldn’t hurt opponents

van Rooyen - another disappointing performance 

Bowey - regularly turned over

Salem - loose and slow

Viney - disposals from hell 

McDonald - rarely exuded confidence 

Lindsay - surprisingly poor disposals

Henderson - little to excite

Langdon - not a midfielder 

Sharp - watches from afar

Howes - was he playing?

Lever - had minimal impact

Rivers - playing without influence 

Spargo - why select him?

Petty - steady but slow

Turner - had no influence 

Woewodin - back to Casey

Fritsch - played without heart

Jefferson - invisible until injured

 

 

We are rubbish 

Soft, slow, predictable 

 

We were bad

We are bad

Take your pick

Edited by biggestred
Removal of swearing

2 hours ago, joeboy said:

Gawn - was clearly dominated 

Chandler - career best game

Oliver - prolific without hurting

Petracca - failed to impose

Sparrow - couldn’t hurt opponents

van Rooyen - another disappointing performance 

Bowey - regularly turned over

Salem - loose and slow

Viney - disposals from hell 

McDonald - rarely exuded confidence 

Lindsay - surprisingly poor disposals

Henderson - little to excite

Langdon - not a midfielder 

Sharp - watches from afar

Howes - was he playing?

Lever - had minimal impact

Rivers - playing without influence 

Spargo - why select him?

Petty - steady but slow

Turner - had no influence 

Woewodin - back to Casey

Fritsch - played without heart

Jefferson - invisible until injured

 

Spot on review of an ordinary team when you go through them individually 

 

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