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1 minute ago, picket fence said:

IDOLATRY!

Tell you what Ghosty, rather than me force you to give up the cancer rivets coz u won't be able to afford them after I clean you out, what about I purchase a good bottle of your favourite Liver preserver if he stays and if he goes a bottle of my favoured scotch?? We can perform the transaction at Gosh's behind a tree away from prying eyes coz I don't wind up on the front page of that scandal rag The Truth, and worse you might even have to write to the Hart Balme section to purge your soul!! Well Ghosty... DEAL??😁🤩😜

Oh god, what have I started.

Oops did I say that out loud

Ok, PF. You’re on. The only issue is that I don’t drink. Well, I occasionally do. But I really shouldn’t. How about we swap out the booze for a bottle of perfume if Judd stays and your favourite scotch if he leaves?

Deal?

(Feverishly Googles world’s most expensive perfume)

Edited by Ghostwriter

 
6 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Oh god, what have I started.

Oops did I say that out loud

Ok, PF. You’re on. The only issue is that I don’t drink. Well, I occasionally do. But I really shouldn’t. How about we swap out the booze for a bottle of perfume if Judd stays and your favourite scotch if he leaves?

Deal?

(Feverishly Googles world’s most expensive perfume)

Done Deal Ghosty and I guarantee it WON'T be a bottle of lolly water either!💅

2 hours ago, Demons11 said:

I actually think he gets very good mail and is well respected in the industry

Very nice thing to say about me and so very true!👍

 
45 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

We’re thinking about introducing Demon Army Beef Wellingtons.* I’ll happily shout y’all to those.

*with extra mushrooms

Living on the Bass Coast and as a good Gippslander I'd be happy to hand over the local 'special' recipe 😀

Edited by beelzebub

14 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Done Deal Ghosty and I guarantee it WON'T be a bottle of lolly water either!💅

Like taking candy from a baby. 😁

PS: you’ve used the nail polish emoji. This doesn’t instil confidence in your knowledge of perfume.


25 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Like taking candy from a baby. 😁

PS: you’ve used the nail polish emoji. This doesn’t instil confidence in your knowledge of perfume.

Purple IS a Passionate color Ghosty matched with the right perfume... a dynamite combo!🤩

1 hour ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Ok Twomey is probably the best of the bunch … but it’s a very low bar. They all throw random darts and some hit but many miss. The gutter starts at the bottom with the deep-mud-crawler Sam the grub McClure.

I’m with ya on McClure

54 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Purple IS a Passionate color Ghosty matched with the right perfume... a dynamite combo!🤩

How about I choose the perfume (eau de parfum, turn up with eau de toilette and I’ll make you drink it).

We don’t need to discuss the scotch coz I won’t need to buy it. 😁

 
2 hours ago, Demons1858 said:

l wouldn't swap them for LJ, JVR will come good, he has dropped form for a bit as a young tall and all of a sudden he is no good

JVR is still one of our most accurate kicks.

Between him, Fritsch, Melksham and Kozzy that's already like 80% of all our goals.

A lot here didn't pick it up but in a very rare interview years ago Judd made clear he'd go back to WA.

Couldn't exactly blame him wanting to get out from under this FD.

Edited by fr_ap


13 hours ago, fr_ap said:

A lot here didn't pick it up but in a very rare interview years ago Judd made clear he'd go back to WA.

Couldn't exactly blame him wanting to get out from under this FD.

Please post said interview.

And you’ll say you can’t find this interview but that you remember him saying it.

Even if it’s true that he said this “years ago” that was before he settled in Melbourne and grew to love living here and it was before he met Lily who also loves living in Melbourne.

By all means take a swipe at the FD, but please don’t use Judd to bolster it.

Edited by Ghostwriter

11 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

By all means take a swipe at the FD, but please don’t use Judd to bolster it.

As opposed to using a player to bolster the Goodwin love-in?

23 minutes ago, BLWNBA said:

As opposed to using a player to bolster the Goodwin love-in?

I don’t need to. The players love Goody and they get to love him for at least another season 🥳

Just now, Ghostwriter said:

I don’t need to. The players love Goody and they get to love him for at least another season 🥳

Then why hasn't he signed and please dont say he has

Just now, doomsday dee said:

Then why hasn't he signed and please dont say he has

Judd ‘Knuckle’ McVee will be remaining at the Melbourne Football Club for season 2026 and beyond.


1 minute ago, Ghostwriter said:

Judd ‘Knuckle’ McVee will be remaining at the Melbourne Football Club for season 2026 and beyond.

Ill hold you to that

11 minutes ago, doomsday dee said:

Ill hold you to that

By all means, do.

1 minute ago, Ghostwriter said:

By all means, do.

Well you have already said that he's signed and yet not one announcement anywhere and that while contract talks are still ongoing,he's not telling you what he is doing

2 minutes ago, doomsday dee said:

Well you have already said that he's signed and yet not one announcement anywhere and that while contract talks are still ongoing,he's not telling you what he is doing

You know what Judd tells me, do you? LOL.

Just because I don’t share some conversations on here doesn’t mean they don’t take place.

1 minute ago, Ghostwriter said:

You know what Judd tells me, do you? LOL.

Just because I don’t share some conversations on here doesn’t mean they don’t take place.

Not saying that at all,just saying,He won't show his hand with contract talks,nobody does


59 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

I don’t need to. The players love Goody and they get to love him for at least another season 🥳

UNFORTUNATELY!!

6 minutes ago, picket fence said:

UNFORTUNATELY!!

Perhaps and of not if will mean that he has upgraded extensively. His match day strategist,

The player welfare manager

The fitness adviser

The season strategy person.

and forward entry designer of moves.

In England soccer they play 40 odd English premier matches and if could be 10 internationals.

No senior player plays then all . Some play against some sides some get a rest It’s strategy. Some win a cup and then get the bullet. And the culprits might still be there.

I just hope we are better next year, respect the coach not sure you should be invited to dinner or a wedding

15 minutes ago, picket fence said:

UNFORTUNATELY!!

Hey! You just concentrate on saving $ for a bottle of perfume.

 
18 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

How about I choose the perfume (eau de parfum, turn up with eau de toilette and I’ll make you drink it).

We don’t need to discuss the scotch coz I won’t need to buy it. 😁

Parfums de Marly!!

Or very very old Yamiziki or Balvenie!!!

14 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

Parfums de Marly!!

Or very very old Yamiziki or Balvenie!!!

They must be expensive. If it can’t be found at Chemist Warehouse, I’ve not heard of it. 😁


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