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"I felt an itch in the sphincter" - brad green on ABC radio

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37 possessions, 18 marks.... 2 of which are the best, most courageous marks you are ever likely to see.

Supporters who call Brad Green soft should go stand in front of the mirror and punch themselves in the head... let's see how tough you are!

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    If, week in /week out, Greeny can find a happy medium between what we witnessed today and what we have come to expect (given his undoubted talent), he may well catapult himself into the 'bracket of the elite'.

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    LMFAO. Call of the day. I might put that quote in my signature.

    HAHAHAHA.... nice!!!

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    37 with 18 marks

    he should be given a gold sphincter!

    From a practical point of view he'd be better off with his current unit.

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    wasn't just the stats that made green look great yesterday, but the hard tackles and courageous marks. would have shut up a few posters on this site saying he was soft last week

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    I was at the aftermatch function when Brad Green was up on the podium and said that. There were kids all around us who obviously had no idea what he had just said,

    but me and my mates (who had had a few sherberts by then) were rolling around with laughter after the initial 'Did he just say what I thought he did?' pause...

    I thought Ricky Petterd and Nathan Jones both came across fairly well at this function too, more of them please, Melbourne!

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    Gold! Comment of the year when green was asked how he was feeling in the last quarter....

    Not a bad game either.....

    Maybe I am slow, or maybe it is the alcohol from last night but what does he mean exactly?

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    Maybe I am slow, or maybe it is the alcohol from last night but what does he mean exactly?

    There was post match question about whether he was feeling a bit nervous in the last quarter with some rythming slang about the potential for leakage to which Greeny answered "there was tightening of the sphincter" (that's how I heard it anyway) was very funny. :lol:

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    There was post match question about whether he was feeling a bit nervous in the last quarter with some rythming slang about the potential for leakage to which Greeny answered "there was tightening of the sphincter" (that's how I heard it anyway) was very funny. :lol:

    So at some point in the last quarter he needed to go to the dunny?

    Is that right, or am I struggling that bad?

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    So at some point in the last quarter he needed to go to the dunny?

    Is that right, or am I struggling that bad?

    rotflmfao........think about it !!!!, oh for the young

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    Geez, I am starting to worry about myself

    I have no idea what anyone is on about, including Greeny

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    There was post match question about whether he was feeling a bit nervous in the last quarter with some rythming slang about the potential for leakage to which Greeny answered "there was tightening of the sphincter" (that's how I heard it anyway) was very funny. :lol:

    Funny stuff......

    It is always great to see a sense of humour :lol: !!!

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    I was at the aftermatch function when Brad Green was up on the podium and said that. There were kids all around us who obviously had no idea what he had just said,

    but me and my mates (who had had a few sherberts by then) were rolling around with laughter after the initial 'Did he just say what I thought he did?' pause...

    I thought Ricky Petterd and Nathan Jones both came across fairly well at this function too, more of them please, Melbourne!

    :lol: that would have been very funny to see you and your made rolling around in laughter :lol:

    Good that at least we have got some sense of humour

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    Looks like we are the sane ones Nasher

    I think.

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