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DubDee
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People can’t decide if they want the Pies or Port to lose? Watch our final last year against the Pies if you need help  

Bitter but optimistic
Bitter but optimistic

I needed to bathe in someone else's misfortune so I had a look at Saint's Bigfooty. Had to share this gem.            "My [censored] has put up a better fight against a colonoscopy prep than

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I feel like I've been to every one of those 764 floggings.

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4 hours ago, Diamond_Jim said:

The oval is the showgrounds oval. GWS rent it for a fee so those weeks they don't pay rent.

The Prize Bulls take over

Right ok I see, thanks for that!

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5 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

One must NEVER even consider the option of wanting Collingwood to win 

HATE😡

… with one exception: when they play 🤮 Essendon 🤮

Even then, it’s not hoping Collingwood wins, it’s hoping Essendon loses. A close match decided on a dodgy score review. And both sides have to end up with a record-breaking number of injuries and reports. 

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45 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

If the "Bumbers"  win, my multi ( which the dogs got off to a good start ) will be [censored]!

Those bomber's  jumpers look putrid. Expect a Dons win I guess.

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I just prayed to the Footy Gods and promised to never again deface another club’s cheer squad bay sign (soz Blues) if they let Adelaide win.


PS Harry Jones looks like he should be on the set of a zombie apocalypse movie. 

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59 minutes ago, Gawndy the Great said:

If Bumbers win they are on same win loss as us.

To be fair, last season they started 4-1 then went 7-11. Looks like the fast start is a Brad Scott specially.

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19 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

how bad is the bummers guernsey?

look like jaffas with railway tracks

Is that jumper red or my eyes and /or my cheap Tcl on the fritz?

Aren't jaffas more an orange than red? 

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7 hours ago, danielE288 said:

I'm heading along to the Pies Power game tommorrow, (I know, wish me luck) Not usually one to attend non MFC games but with a weekend bye, I'm gonna do it.. Torn against who I want to win however, one the one hand Collingwood hatred says, anytime Collingwood lose is a positive, on the other hand a Power win puts a gap between us and them... help me please

The good news is that if you've already had a yellow fever vaccination it's now good for a lifetime of Collingwood games and not just 10 years. 

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28 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Is that jumper red or my eyes and /or my cheap Tcl on the fritz?

Aren't jaffas more an orange than red? 

Definitely Jaffa-coloured jumpers. 

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1 minute ago, DubDee said:

Merrett is the new Selwood

Dropped at the knees, throws the head back

pathetic

And got away with it 😡

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