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Posted
10 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Have some choof Steve .... and relax

I’m out atm mate. 
Tough times. 

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Posted
15 minutes ago, McQueen said:

Oh [censored] me this game is soft

That tackle was in no way dangerous.  Tackled him at the hips / arms and was brought to ground.  What else was he supposed to do there?

May as well call time on any tackle if Buttler goes for that

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1 hour ago, Demon Disciple said:

Horse is surely done?

Skating on thin ice... or something..

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9 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

That tackle was in no way dangerous.  Tackled him at the hips / arms and was brought to ground.  What else was he supposed to do there?

May as well call time on any tackle if Buttler goes for that

Agreed. 💯 

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Why don't you come up to The Manor and watch it with Uncle WCW ?

I could show you my etchings during the lunch break.

Risky business Uncle.

She'll have you on the crepe paper putting the banner together quick smart & the cricket off!

..." No Test For You !"

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Posted
20 minutes ago, layzie said:

How good is it to get an invite though!

You’re welcome to go in my place, Layz. I’m sure you’ll enjoy Uncle’s etchings. 

Posted
6 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Risky business Uncle.

She'll have you on the crepe paper putting the banner together quick smart & the cricket off!

..." No Test For You !"

Uncle would never qualify for banner making for a raft of reasons but mainly because we have a dress code: no skirts or dresses, and a kaftan is considered a dress, right? Also, no shoes. If he was to take his crocs off, in all likelihood he wouldn’t be able to get them back on again because portly.

Posted
7 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

always gotta re-up before yr dry

You’d be forgiven to think I’m a rookie at this. 🙄

Posted (edited)

What the hec was that 50 or did i miss an incursion within the protected zone by player not on the mark? ... 

Ump runs in and says "back here!" in a raised voice but not that loud.

Usually they would say "back 1 metre" etc.

But nup.

Then as Swan player turns his head the first time he said "back here" wondering if he was talking to him the ump pins him for 50 in an instant.

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Posted

Far out the tackle is dead

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Hmm. Maybe make AFL non-tackling? Gaelic football maybe? (And no bumping obv) Seriously though, what’s the future for the physical nature of AFL? Days might be numbered. 

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Another dangerous tackle that was far from it.... my gosh.

Need to nuke the entire umpiring fraternity / program and whoever's in charge of it and start again.

Their interpretation and over officiating has destroyed our great game

This season in particular is like a drunk's vomit that's been left to bubble & squeak overnight before a stray dog comes along the next morning and gets lucky!

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