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Just wondering if any fellow Demonlanders will be participating in Sleep at the ‘G tonight? I’ll be there with nine other Demon Army members and thought if anyone here is doing it they might wanna join us. The more, the merrier. Also, the more, the warmer.

This is a very worthy cause. Our little group has already passed our target amount in donations. We each paid $80 to register, so all up we’ve amassed a tidy little sum. Go us!!!

For mine, this will be the highlight…

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Jumbo Jenga!!! That’s too much fun. 🥳

Look out anyone who dares go up against me in Connect Four. I’ll wipe the floor with them. 😁

 
6 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Just wondering if any fellow Demonlanders will be participating in Sleep at the ‘G tonight? I’ll be there with nine other Demon Army members and thought if anyone here is doing it they might wanna join us. The more, the merrier. Also, the more, the warmer.

This is a very worthy cause. Our little group has already passed our target amount in donations. We each paid $80 to register, so all up we’ve amassed a tidy little sum. Go us!!!

For mine, this will be the highlight…

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Jumbo Jenga!!! That’s too much fun. 🥳

Look out anyone who dares go up against me in Connect Four. I’ll wipe the floor with them. 😁

First you dump me and now you want to sleep with me!

 

5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

First you dump me and now you want to sleep with me!

 

I’ll sleep with anyone. Or so it says on the dunny walls at Flinders st. station. Seriously though, it’s gonna be really cold there, I’m not fussy who I snuggle with. Btw: our group tonight comprises nine gals and one guy. 

 

My bed for tonight…

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They just did the channel 10 weather report with us in the background. 🥳🥳🥳

There’s only four from our group here as yet, but we’re rockstars! Everywhere we go peeps are taking pics of us. Professional photographers as well. Seems everyone loves Demons supporters. 🥰


18 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Hahahah ....you'll freeze your nuts off !

No, I won’t. I’m wearing so many layers I look like the michelin man. 

55 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

No, I won’t. I’m wearing so many layers I look like the michelin man. 

Well if it gets too cold WCW, catch an uber up to The Manor ........ I'll ensure you're ......  errr "warmed up ".

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Hahahah ....you'll freeze your nuts off !

One of the 10 might .. 🤔🤔🤔🥴

 
2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

My bed for tonight…

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They just did the channel 10 weather report with us in the background. 🥳🥳🥳

There’s only four from our group here as yet, but we’re rockstars! Everywhere we go peeps are taking pics of us. Professional photographers as well. Seems everyone loves Demons supporters. 🥰

What kind of supporter are you!? You don't even have a demons oodie! Pathetic!

57 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

What kind of supporter are you!? You don't even have a demons oodie! Pathetic!

IT'S NOT MY OODIE! I HAVE NEVER EVER WORN AN OODIE, NOR WOULD I EVER WEAR A [censored] OODIE!!!

Sorry for yelling, Azz. It’s just that I’ve sent this pic to several friends/fam and every single person has asked about “my” oodie, even those who know I wouldn’t be caught dead in one. It belongs to one of the other girls. 


3 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

My bed for tonight…

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They just did the channel 10 weather report with us in the background. 🥳🥳🥳

There’s only four from our group here as yet, but we’re rockstars! Everywhere we go peeps are taking pics of us. Professional photographers as well. Seems everyone loves Demons supporters. 🥰

Reassuring to know you have a big box WCW. 

2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

One of the 10 might .. 🤔🤔🤔🥴

Actually three of 12 might. We’ve been joined by two more fellahs, one of whom is an MFC board member, no less. 😁

Just now, Beetle said:

Reassuring to know you have a big box WCW. 

No bigger than anyone else’s, Beetle. Thing is, I’ve got two! I sweet talked the box-giver-outerer into giving me a second one. 🤭Concrete floor be buggered!!! 

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well if it gets too cold WCW, catch an uber up to The Manor ........ I'll ensure you're ......  errr "warmed up ".

What an offer!

So the Melbourne players who turned up to play jumbo games were Will Verrall and Kye Turner. Both really sweet boys and clearly not used to attention from fans yet. I may or may not have frightened poor Will off. 🤭


2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well if it gets too cold WCW, catch an uber up to The Manor ........ I'll ensure you're ......  errr "warmed up ".

I’d sooner sleep under the sprinklers out on the grass.

Are you legitimately not allowed to bring a blow up mattress? Are there rules about what constitutes ‘sleeping rough’?

37 minutes ago, Roger Mellie said:

Who's jumper are you snuggling up with tonight?

#29 😭 He’ll always be a Demon to me.
I’m also sporting my Maxy socks…

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39 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

Are you legitimately not allowed to bring a blow up mattress? Are there rules about what constitutes ‘sleeping rough’?

Put it this way: if this is sleeping rough I’m gonna move out of my house tomorrow, never to return. This is so cushy. We’re indoors (sleeping in the corridors), we’ve played games, we’ve had entertainment, and we even hit the disco that’s been set up.

No blow-up mattresses allowed but as thick a mat as you please.

The only rough part is lights out at 11pm. 😂 


8 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Put it this way: if this is sleeping rough I’m gonna move out of my house tomorrow, never to return. This is so cushy. We’re indoors (sleeping in the corridors), we’ve played games, we’ve had entertainment, and we even hit the disco that’s been set up.

No blow-up mattresses allowed but as thick a mat as you please.

The only rough part is lights out at 11pm. 😂 

Don't call me thick please, I know I'm a little slow but thick it too mean. Unless you meant thick as in fat, in future, when referring to my weight, please use fluffy.

And you're missing out on the oodie front, you may look ridiculous but they are so freakin warm and cosy you don't care!

8 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

 

The only rough part is lights out at 11pm. 😂 

Yeah nah, lights out at 11pm was a joy compared to fluorescent lights at a bazillion watts coming on suddenly at 5am. Brutal. And piped birdsong at 200 decibels. We get it, you want us to leave, but this is inhumane.

Also, what sort of psychopath eats breakfast at 5:30am?!?! That’s a late-night snack to me. 

3 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

And you're missing out on the oodie front, you may look ridiculous but they are so freakin warm and cosy you don't care!

Except I do. Very much. 

 
1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Except I do. Very much. 

Why!? You don't care what people think on DL, why care IRL?

1 minute ago, AzzKikA said:

Why!? You don't care what people think on DL, why care IRL?

It’s an OODIE! Folks on DL can’t see me. Folks irl can. I’m still struggling to get my head around seeing some of our girls leaving the ‘G going home still in their freaking oodies! In public! In daylight! A couple of them going on PT!!! 🤯


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