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Where's Titus

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https://www.titusoreily.com/afl/the-monday-knee-jerk-reaction-afl-round-three2023

Titus going missing again with the 'Really Unhelpful', been wondering if his talent was fuelled by his MFCSS, and now that we seem like a legitimately good and consistent team, that has wavered. That or maybe he got a girlfriend, who knows? Anyway if he ever lurks (which I doubt because Demonland would make for some pretty decent source material) he should know that he's missed. And that I am not going to brain him if he tips Melbourne... he was a fair kiss of death some years.

 
2 minutes ago, DEE fence said:

https://www.titusoreily.com/afl/the-monday-knee-jerk-reaction-afl-round-three2023

Titus going missing again with the 'Really Unhelpful', been wondering if his talent was fuelled by his MFCSS, and now that we seem like a legitimately good and consistent team, that has wavered. That or maybe he got a girlfriend, who knows? Anyway if he ever lurks (which I doubt because Demonland would make for some pretty decent source material) he should know that he's missed. And that I am not going to brain him if he tips Melbourne... he was a fair kiss of death some years.

Yeah I noticed his lack of content recently, before round 1 I think, and found it very odd.

Edited by AzzKikA

 

I never liked Titus, gave me the feeling of a collaborator in Vichy France. As Demons supporters it's OK to have wallowed in our misery together but to make us the butt of jokes to outsiders is a betrayal.

13 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

I never liked Titus, gave me the feeling of a collaborator in Vichy France. As Demons supporters it's OK to have wallowed in our misery together but to make us the butt of jokes to outsiders is a betrayal.

… and to make a living out of it. 😑


Met him in the bar at the Pullman after a game last year. Nice bloke. 

10 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

I never liked Titus, gave me the feeling of a collaborator in Vichy France. As Demons supporters it's OK to have wallowed in our misery together but to make us the butt of jokes to outsiders is a betrayal.

I like Titus but I always felt that some MFC fans liked him a bit much. It's fun to poke fun at the stereotypes but I get sick of it after a point.

The bloke is a national treasure. He is a [censored] funny satirist and takes the [censored] out of every team. That’s what he does!

 

On the e-mailing list, and happily ‘fess up to be an admirer and a poster as the muse takes us. Despite the grind of the weekly rigour, Titus manages to  comes up with some ripper observations encompassing all and AFL sundry. Makes taking the [censored] an art form and funny as.


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