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The hosting company of Demonland is experiencing issues with some servers at their data centre and as a result you will experience some slow response times when navigating Demonland.

Hopefully these issues are resolved shortly.

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We are currently experiencing power issues in one of our data centres that are impacting our server's performance and stability.

We have a Seniors Infrastructure Technician en route to the data centre to start troubleshooting the issue.

We will provide more information to you as it comes.

 

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    A second thread on "loading" issues!

    Jokes aside, thanks for keeping us updated!

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    Guess the hosting company is loading right now, March is the best time of the year to do this apparently so they will be fresh come Xmas time. 

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    BUT ITS IN THE CLOUD AND THAT MEANS IT IS CONSTANTLY UP AND RUNNING PERFECTLY AND FOR FREE.

    Sorry, triggered.

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    Our Senior Infrastructure technician has re-routed power to bring any server that was offline back to an online state.

    Server performance will still be degraded at this time whilst the data centre technicians continue their work to bring back their services.

    We will continue to provide updates to you as they come.

     

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    14 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

    I like the way the company has referred to the tech person as the "Senior" Infrastructure technician to lend gravitas to how seriously they're taking this problem. 

    It has to be pretty serious because the issue is still ongoing and there has been no update for over an hour and a half.

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    15 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

    I like the way the company has referred to the tech person as the "Senior" Infrastructure technician to lend gravitas to how seriously they're taking this problem. 

    well they had to give the office handyman a decent title

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    I DEMAND A REFUND, DAVID! 

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    33 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

    I like the way the company has referred to the tech person as the "Senior" Infrastructure technician to lend gravitas to how seriously they're taking this problem. 

    I noticed that first as well. Company talk to make the customer feel valued.

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    34 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    You'll get your refund when my refund comes in.

    just like a travel agent 😗

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    Latest Update

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    We are still waiting for the data centre technicians to resolve the issue they are facing with the data centre our hosting servers are located.

    We are waiting for their updates and as they come we will pass on new information here.

    Despite this it seems like Demonland has almost returned to normal. Relatively speaking. 

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    24 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Latest Update

    Despite this it seems like Demonland has almost returned to normal. Relatively speaking. 

    They've fed the hamster and it's back spinning the dynamo. 

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    Even though Demonland seems to be running normally here is the latest update for anybody that is interested in what is happening in some data centre somewhere on this planet.

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    We have received an update from the Data Centre who have advised that they have identified a possible cause and are still investigating.

    We will update this status once more one we have an update.

    Thank you for your extended patience.

     

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    4 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    prolly been hacked

    at least demonland knows a few lawyers

    Swansland probably paid them off. 

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    This is an absolute disgrace, at least now we know we're all the lifetime memberships going, straight into David's pocket!

     

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    41 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Even though Demonland seems to be running normally here is the latest update for anybody that is interested in what is happening in some data centre somewhere on this planet.

     

    And we cross live to the data centre right now...

     

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