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13 hours ago, Demonland said:

Your leave from Demonland has been denied. 

I just love training reports especially at this time of year. 

You need to get out more, Andy. 

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    7 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

    You need to get out more, Andy. 

    I think we all need to get real lives Wiseblood.

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    13 minutes ago, old dee said:

    I think we all need to get real lives Wiseblood.

    I've got one... I think...

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    The  MFC Team is the "wild child" you had before you got married that you could never get/want to leave the Home after forty three years...... so far.

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    To all who in their own ways like to keep those of us who are unable to attend training sessions I give a huge vote of thanks. 
    And I am sure that all of those will slant their views in their own particular ways, but that is what makes it interesting.    
    Keep up the great work all of you. 
    We are all (well most anyway) grateful for your input. 

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    11 hours ago, sue said:

    I didn't have to answer - wife barracked for C'wood before she met me. Now she shares the same misery as me (and hope).

    I can't believe I'm in the same boat. Converted Mrs Worship when she was 23. Thirty odd years later (emphasis on odd) she has "My Heart Beats True" tattooed on her forearm in red and blue musical notes. Doesn't stop her yelling "you and your bloody team" and "this is your fault" at me. Only thing that will stop that is a Premiership.

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    10 minutes ago, dworship said:

    I can't believe I'm in the same boat. Converted Mrs Worship when she was 23. Thirty odd years later (emphasis on odd) she has "My Heart Beats True" tattooed on her forearm in red and blue musical notes. Doesn't stop her yelling "you and your bloody team" and "this is your fault" at me. Only thing that will stop that is a Premiership.

    So she's gone half demented like the rest of us. Another soul lost. I hope you're proud of yourself.

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    2 minutes ago, Mazer Rackham said:

    So she's gone half demented like the rest of us. Another soul lost. I hope you're proud of yourself.

    I am and she has beautiful teeth because of it.

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