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Jamie Elliott

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1 minute ago, Richard Tionary said:

Damn, have a feeling Brisbane will pip us

I think given how much it would kill him to be training right next to his old mob and that and he's always seemed to be one to shy away from the media makes me reckon Brisbane are probably his preference here.

Just now, AaronDaveyChipsAndGravey said:

I think given how much it would kill him to be training right next to his old mob and that and he's always seemed to be one to shy away from the media makes me reckon Brisbane are probably his preference here.

Yeah also just thought of this, would undoubtedly be weird

 

I'll refer back to Mahoney's comment that if it were to be done, it would be done in the next week. I imagine he knew of Brisbane's interest when he was on air yesterday, and that Elliott would be looking at all options. Don't assume that we are zero chance.

Edited by AshleyH30


2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Touring Brisbane's facilties.

 

We might have $600k more to spend each year for the next 3-4.

4 minutes ago, Richard Tionary said:

Yeah also just thought of this, would undoubtedly be weird

Only hope for us here is that it's just him and his manager doing their due diligence by checking out all offers. Only drawcard for us atm is that we offer more $$$ and that he desperately would like to stay in VIC.

 

His upcoming holiday might have been in Brisbane anyway. Could’ve  just popped in before hitting the surf. 

He'll come to us.


6 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Touring Brisbane's facilties.

 

There’s that backpack, Redlegs. 

1 minute ago, Mel Bourne said:

There’s that backpack, Redlegs. 

Thanks Mel, was just about to point it out.

2 minutes ago, Pipefitter said:

Ok. Who do we move our attention to now? 

Jay Lockhart ??


10 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Touring Brisbane's facilties.

 

Don’t give up, he doesn’t trust Queensland water, the bottle of water he is carrying is from Victoria. 

What colour are his flip flops?

4 minutes ago, Pipefitter said:

We were gonna take him on a tour of our facilities then we remembered we don’t have any.

What is wrong with Goschs paddock?

Surely he would love the majestic view of punt road traffic, while training in front of 3 people and Saty.

Edited by Redleg


1 minute ago, Redleg said:

What is wrong with Goschs paddock?

The training induction. Bring a bottle to drink water and bring an empty to wee in.

 
4 minutes ago, Pipefitter said:

The training induction. Bring a bottle to drink water and bring an empty to wee in.

Doesn’t need an empty bottle with us, he can simply wee on a beautiful Goschs tree, right next to where he is training and no one will see him because no one will be there. 

5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Doesn’t need an empty bottle with us, he can simply wee on a beautiful Goschs tree, right next to where he is training and no one will see him because no one will be there. 

Plus the surface of Goschs Paddock is great for the hammies. Not so great for the feet though. ?


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