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Should Jack Viney consider amputating his toe for the team?

Mel Bourne
in Melbourne Demons

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25 minutes ago, picket fence said:

I think in all seriousness that Jack Vineys Career is at the crossroads

Will not play again this year. Put ur house on it 

In serious Strife!! IMO

you reckon like A Vandenborg ?

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    1 hour ago, picket fence said:

    I think in all seriousness that Jack Vineys Career is at the crossroads

    Will not play again this year. Put ur house on it 

    In serious Strife!! IMO

    This is FML proportions.

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    Had a weird dream that had Jack Viney in it. We were both at a Carlton Members Meeting, I think out of nothing more than interest from what became apparent. We got talking as the meeting ended. I wished him well and he said that Max Gawn was incapable of winning the upcoming match without him and he could personally win it off his own boot. Strange, eh? 

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    9 hours ago, Thehardtackler said:

    Had a weird dream that had Jack Viney in it. We were both at a Carlton Members Meeting, I think out of nothing more than interest from what became apparent. We got talking as the meeting ended. I wished him well and he said that Max Gawn was incapable of winning the upcoming match without him and he could personally win it off his own boot. Strange, eh? 

    If everyone reported all their strange dreams on this site then I suspect that there would be a lot of suspensions and not many surviving posters.

    But .... a CFC Members meeting is more weird than any dream, or nightmare, that I can remember.

    Edited by monoccular

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    There's a certain part of my anatomy that's caused me some problems over the years ……………….. must say though, the notion of amputation was never really a consideration.

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    4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    There's a certain part of my anatomy that's caused me some problems over the years ……………….. must say though, the notion of amputation was never really a consideration.

     

    2 hours ago, Hiram Cowfreak said:

    No need to amputate..he will chew it off himself

    Hiram - I hope you are not directly responding to B b o’s post above ?

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    11 hours ago, monoccular said:

     

    Hiram - I hope you are not directly responding to B b o’s post above ?

    Actually l meant Viney would chew off his own toe, but having read BBO’s contributions over the years it probably does apply to him as well

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