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Dees have Premiership List according to King

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Richmond and the Dogs have a premiership list

The Dees have a list that has never played finals

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    Didnt really think he was that much of a drinker to be honest.....

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    We haven’t played a game yet. Make no mistake the media are building us up to fail and Goody needs to have some form of insulation from this hype for the playing group. 

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    5 minutes ago, Goffer said:

    We haven’t played a game yet. Make no mistake the media are building us up to fail and Goody needs to have some form of insulation from this hype for the playing group. 

    Don't worry, if we lose some early games, the media will turn on us very quickly. From media darlings to media kicking bags. 

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    He's a bit slow with this news isn't he? 

    Michael Voss anointed us the next AFL Superpower 8 years ago!

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    Having a premiership quality list doesn't mean you're ready to win the premiership.

    With experience and maturation we do have a premiership quality list, imo.

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    4 hours ago, ProDee said:

    Having a premiership quality list doesn't mean you're ready to win the premiership.

    With experience and maturation we do have a premiership quality list, imo.

    And King says he has us finishing in the bottom half of the top 8, so I think he's in agreement with you, PD.

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    6 hours ago, Demonland said:

    Verdict: Doesn't Trust Us.

    It’s actually Slobbo’s verdict that he doesn’t fully trust us. Why they’d bother to put his opinion below some decent research and analysis from King is beyond me.

    King is very confident we’ll play September footy.

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    i only visit King for charismatic nuance with women. 

    Apparently he charmed Kelly Stevens.

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    It's probably been covered before but Slobbo's "analysis" is totally lacking in any football knowledge whatsoever. 

    If we held teams to account for what they did the previous year, Richmond wouldn't have made the finals, let alone won the flag. He allows no natural development, despite the MFC improving every year for the last 4.

    Well done, Slobbo, you've regained your status as King of the Muppets in the eyes of A F. You dill.

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