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My 3 word player analysis V StKilda

joeboy
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Jones - regularly butchered ball

Vince - prolific without effect

Hogan - frustrated and frustrating

Watts - couldn't get involved

Petracca - keep it simple

Viney - the Trojan returned

Brayshaw - some poor decisions

Gawn - never gave up

Tyson - just lacked smarts

Kent - new contract syndrome 

T. McDonald - imbued no confidence

O.McDonald - so frighteningly raw

Hunt - no heroics today

Grimes - milestone to forget

Kennedy - bring back Howe

Garlett - not on field

vandenBerg - little to commend

Jetta - some horrible decisions

White - slow and overwhelmed

Wagner - was rarely sighted

Harmes - outstanding first quarter

M.Jones - just lacks talent

 

 

 

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    Bit rough on Tom - outside of that brain fade late in the 2nd he carried us when we were being bombarded along with Maxy and Viney

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    Maybe we can have a 'no 3-word analysis' rule within 24 hours of a loss. My 3 word analysis of these is..

    'Bathwater not baby' 

    I actually thought Dean Kent was great today. Couple of times he made things happen. I can see Etihad being a good ground for him, as it suits his game style. 

    Tom Mac was again good too. 
     

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    Melbourne - can't break tackles OR can't lay tackles 

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    Another Saints game

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    Etihad - the curse continues 

     

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    N. Jones - didn't stand up

    Vince - some horrible errors

    Hogan - not enough help

    Watts - class went missing

    Petracca - getting closer

    Viney - did stand up

    Brayshaw - loved his return

    Gawn - kept fighting

    Tyson - has these games

    Kent - typical under-performing game 

    T. McDonald - very good

    O.McDonald - not his worst

    Hunt - found it hard

    Grimes - it's over

    Kennedy - just a battler

    Garlett - picks and chooses

    vandenBerg - yeah nah

    Jetta - uncharacteristic mistakes

    White - no good

    Wagner - not our worst

    Harmes - stop kicking in

    M.Jones - must have photos

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    3 minutes ago, ProDee said:

    Petracca - getting closer

    Gawn - kept fighting

    T. McDonald - very good

    Grimes - it's over

    vandenBerg - yeah nah

    Jetta - uncharacteristic mistakes

    White - no good

     

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    Selectors - make no sense.

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