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The Day of the Demon is coming says Warren Tredrea

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6 minutes ago, old dee said:

You need one for single malt Rev.

Otherwise you are just getting drunk.

That's the way it's been for a while now. You think I should stop necking the bottle then? Tell you what...if we beat Hwthorn next week I will use two glasses. One for each hand.

 
Just now, The Reverend said:

That's the way it's been for a while now. You think I should stop necking the bottle then? Tell you what...if we beat Hwthorn next week I will use two glasses. One for each hand.

Have you got two over there?

I will stick to one glass but the volume might increase a little.

11 minutes ago, old dee said:

You need one for single malt Rev.

Otherwise you are just getting drunk.

The bottle counts as a glass right?

 
Just now, Rafiki said:

The bottle counts as a glass right?

Ahh Nuh

3 minutes ago, old dee said:

Have you got two over there?

I will stick to one glass but the volume might increase a little.

I'm off to Hong Kong for the weekend tomorrow. Catching up with my son to watch the game - if we can find a bar that screens AFL. Maybe I'll buy a couple of nice glasses and a fresh bottle of something good at the duty free on the way back.

Go Dees!


3 minutes ago, The Reverend said:

I'm off to Hong Kong for the weekend tomorrow. Catching up with my son to watch the game - if we can find a bar that screens AFL. Maybe I'll buy a couple of nice glasses and a fresh bottle of something good at the duty free on the way back.

Go Dees!

Sounds like a plan formed in heaven Rev.

Go for it the time for celebrating is increasing by the week.

2 minutes ago, old dee said:

Sounds like a plan formed in heaven Rev.

Go for it the time for celebrating is increasing by the week.

He does have a direct link I believe  :)

1 minute ago, beelzebub said:

He does have a direct link I believe  :)

Oh yes I forgot that item bb.

 

 
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2 hours ago, old dee said:

Perhaps it is because we are a similar age AW.

I like the guy.

On this basis, o Old One, I think the Wise One should join us on the Geriatricity Ladder over on T$/B$? And, by name, so too should you, deeoldfart (Are we there yet? Please, no!)

And on another theme herein, isn't it a great sign of our progress that we're again contemplating single malts instead of cheap reds, or worse. There was a similar - and quickly scotched (:o) - contemplation about this time last year. No more false dawns, I say!

2 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

On this basis, o Old One, I think the Wise One should join us on the Geriatricity Ladder over on T$/B$? And, by name, so too should you, deeoldfart (Are we there yet? Please, no!)

And on another theme herein, isn't it a great sign of our progress that we're again contemplating single malts instead of cheap reds, or worse. There was a similar - and quickly scotched (:o) - contemplation about this time last year. No more false dawns, I say!

Funnily enough TRAB I drank more good single malt when we were the pits.

It helped ease the pain and convince me there were still fine  things in life.

2 minutes ago, old dee said:

Funnily enough TRAB I drank more good single malt when we were the pits.

It helped ease the pain and convince me there were still fine  things in life.

There are few things that work quite so effectively as single malt. One of the great mood modifiers. I have it on good authority that the bars in heaven are laden with bottomless vats of very fine single malts. Good things await... but only for the faithful. The heart has to beat true.

Just now, The Reverend said:

There are few things that work quite so effectively as single malt. One of the great mood modifiers. I have it on good authority that the bars in heaven are laden with bottomless vats of very fine single malts. Good things await... but only for the faithful. The heart has to beat true.

Golden

But can I just have a little joy with the dees before then Rev?


6 minutes ago, old dee said:

Funnily enough TRAB I drank more good single malt when we were the pits.

It helped ease the pain and convince me there were still fine  things in life.

Perhaps we could start our own coterie group and call it Grumpy Old Men.  My grandkids don't call me pa or granddad.  They prefer to refer to me simply as grumps.

4 minutes ago, iv'a worn smith said:

Perhaps we could start our own coterie group and call it Grumpy Old Men.  My grandkids don't call me pa or granddad.  They prefer to refer to me simply as grumps.

I seriously doubt the MCG is big enough to hold us all iv'a.

But a sterling idea.

Smoking jackets with elbow patches and crystal glass in hand.

That sounds like the correct attire I can just see us all on GF day !

 

9 minutes ago, old dee said:

Golden

But can I just have a little joy with the dees before then Rev?

I have it on good authority that we will enjoy many more years of intensely joyous pleasure before we shuffle off my friend. It is written...

2 minutes ago, old dee said:

I seriously doubt the MCG is big enough to hold us all iv'a.

But a sterling idea.

Smoking jackets with elbow patches and crystal glass in hand.

That sounds like the correct attire I can just see us all on GF day !

 

Pip pip old chap.  Let's not let these young upstarts get the better of us ........ what!!!!


1 minute ago, iv'a worn smith said:

Pip pip old chap.  Let's not let these young upstarts get the better of us ........ what!!!!

Yes I remember back in .........

I'd agree with Warren's idea about our improvement, and arrival as a contender, if we can knock over the Hawks next week.

And little would make me happier.

Hey. Quit all this Heaven talk

We are the Mighty Demons

We all live Downstairs and it is going to be one Hell of a Party when we win the next Batch of Cups...

 
9 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Hey. Quit all this Heaven talk

We are the Mighty Demons

We all live Downstairs and it is going to be one Hell of a Party when we win the next Batch of Cups...

There are a lot of pleasant evenings to come before that happens Sir.

I will be happy to go with one you young things can enjoy the multi s

 


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