Ridiculous Jack Viney rumour

[Ethan Tremblay 30,826]

Viney doesn't like the book keeping program they use, he prefers MYOB. 

[Wiseblood 24,637]

Just now, Ethan Tremblay said:

Viney doesn't like the book keeping program they use, he prefers MYOB. 

"Give us your books, and we'll give you back your life."

Words that one J. Viney can live by.

[Ted Lasso 19,311]

you know what the funniest part of this rumour is? the assertion that he has been talking to Port for some time

 

how long ago was this alleged falling out? and they can still say with absolute certainty that he's off to Port despite his attitude towards training and positivity about the club in interviews, had this rumour been true he would be held back from interviews wherever possible.

 

[Ethan Tremblay 30,826]

10 minutes ago, Middymalt said:

Do you really want to know?

Is Gaz at it again? Dirty scoundrel!

[Middymalt 244]

This is how it goes apparently the FD have a budget and there allocated a certain amount of TW Sherrins a year well anyway when Viney trains if the pill is in his sights he [censored] eats it quicker than Daisycutter eats pancakes on a Sunday morning after a big night on the juice, so at a $100 a pop  PJ called him into his office to explain to JV that you can't eat [censored] 15 footys each  session, any one that's put a meaningful post in this thread is slower than Forrest Gump .

[Ethan Tremblay 30,826]

Stick to being serious, it's funnier.

[Middymalt 244]

1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Stick to being serious, it's funnier.

No worries Forrest 

[dazzledavey36 54,285]

Wow that was hilarious Middy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

#facepalm 

[Elusive Tunbridge 795]

Well, I liked it.  Double leg pull with twist.

[Middymalt 244]

2 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Wow that was hilarious Middy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

#facepalm 

You would have to be dick head to post in this thread and Ethan is at the top of the pile it amazes me that our future captain has a thread like this about him it's degrading it's low it's putrid and it should be shut ,

[dazzledavey36 54,285]

8 minutes ago, Middymalt said:

You would have to be dick head to post in this thread and Ethan is at the top of the pile it amazes me that our future captain has a thread like this about him it's degrading it's low it's putrid and it should be shut ,

Wait.. If Ethan is a DH what does that make you after what you just posted? Like i agree with you in that i found this thread laughable at the start but you decided to continue on with it and post nothing but pointless rubbish and yet you call Ethan a DH?

Legit question..

Edited February 21, 2016 by dazzledavey36

[Ethan Tremblay 30,826]

4 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Wait.. If Ethan is a DH what does that make you after what you just posted? Like i agree with you in that i found this thready laughable at the start but you decided to continue on with it and post nothing but pointless rubbish and yet you call a DH?

Legit question..

I know I'm a DH so no harm done. 

From the OP no one took this thread seriously, we all had a bit of fun.

Edited February 21, 2016 by Ethan Tremblay

[Middymalt 244]

8 minutes ago, dazzledavey36 said:

Wait.. If Ethan is a DH what does that make you after what you just posted? Like i agree with you in that i found this thread laughable at the start but you decided to continue on with it and post nothing but pointless rubbish and yet you call Ethan a DH?

Legit question..

It's called having fun . that's laughable compared to the rubbish with BB the other day so out of 9000 posts you never have a laugh

Edited February 21, 2016 by Middymalt

[daisycutter 29,604]

49 minutes ago, Middymalt said:

He's had a massive falling out with the footy department over there budget and there's something else

their budget? wtf yo talkin bout willis

edit: since read later posts

Edited February 21, 2016 by daisycutter

[Ethan Tremblay 30,826]

1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

their budget? wtf yo talkin bout willis

Viney studies Accounting at Monash. During the off-season he worked in the MFC's accounting department and found some 'abnormalities.' 

[daisycutter 29,604]

1 minute ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Viney studies Accounting at Monash. During the off-season he worked in the MFC's accounting department and found some 'abnormalities.' 

he found schwabby's desk and opened the bottom drawer? 

[Curry & Beer 5,444]

38 minutes ago, Middymalt said:

This is how it goes apparently the FD have a budget and there allocated a certain amount of TW Sherrins a year well anyway when Viney trains if the pill is in his sights he [censored] eats it quicker than Daisycutter eats pancakes on a Sunday morning after a big night on the juice, so at a $100 a pop  PJ called him into his office to explain to JV that you can't eat [censored] 15 footys each  session, any one that's put a meaningful post in this thread is slower than Forrest Gump .

this type of BS should result in a suspension

 

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

he found schwabby's desk and opened the bottom drawer? 

He'd have to solve the Da Vinci code first ... 

[Ethan Tremblay 30,826]

I'm calling BS on Middy's story, no one could eat a Sherrin.

Although my grandparents did eat leather boots in Germany during WW2. 

Edited February 21, 2016 by Ethan Tremblay

[Guest]

Still waiting for someone to link where Barret said this

[daisycutter 29,604]

13 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

I'm calling BS on Middy's story, no one could eat a Sherrin.

Althouhh my grandparents did eat leather boots in Germany during WW2. 

 

[McQueen 17,864]

1 hour ago, Middymalt said:

This is how it goes apparently the FD have a budget and there allocated a certain amount of TW Sherrins a year well anyway when Viney trains if the pill is in his sights he [censored] eats it quicker than Daisycutter eats pancakes on a Sunday morning after a big night on the juice, so at a $100 a pop  PJ called him into his office to explain to JV that you can't eat [censored] 15 footys each  session, any one that's put a meaningful post in this thread is slower than Forrest Gump .

I must admit this gave me a good chuckle.

Well played.

[McQueen 17,864]

57 minutes ago, Curry & Beer said:

this type of BS should result in a suspension

 

You'd make a great mod, C&B. 

[Grapeviney 9,712]

This thread is so good I'm going to preserve it just the way it is.