Slobbo's top 50

[Mazer Rackham 14,971]

Well, what we're talking about ... Gerard ... the top fifty ... the top fifty, Gerard, is ... it's ... when you've got a top fifty, you've ... the players. It's about the players. And there are fifty of them Gerard. You've got ... WE'VE got them. We've got them Gerard. And the players, they're our players ... when you, when you, when you, no. The fifty players. The fifty. Let's call them the fifty. And when you're a player, Gerard. When you're a player. It's – it's nothing. It’s not nothing. It's something. It's something to be a player. And when you're a player. You run out on to that ground. And you're think I'm a fifty. I'm a top fifty. No. They're not thinking that Gerard. They're ... have you ever seen ... have you ever— Gerard. Have you ever stopped. Stop. Have you ever been in a situation when you’re a player and you're kicking goals and you're getting handpasses and you're taking marks and you're ... and you're not thinking I’m a top fifty ... and goals. And the goals Gerard. The goals are ... they're goals. They’re just goals. But they're more than that. They are goals. They are goals Gerard. Are they thinking Gerard, are they thinking about a top fifty. Are they thinking about— they're thinking about getting a kick … and wives, Gerard. And girlfriends. There’s more to it than that Gerard. There’s more to it than kicks and handpasses. There's more to it than that. And the kicking and the running and the ... are they thinking Gerard about goals and, and have they ... have they .... do YOU think about that Gerard? Do you? Do you think about that Gerard? And the fifty. The fifty. What I'm talking about is the fifty. And the players, they ARE the fifty. They are the fifty. Some of them . Most of them. The fifty ... are they thinking .... Gerard, they run out there there every week. They do it every week. And the goals and the marks and the ... you, you, you, you, come in here and you talk about the players. Am I talking about the players? No. You talk about the players and I’m thinking, I’m thinking, is it about the players? Is it really ... about ... here's something else Gerard. The players ... the teams, Gerard. The top teams ... they are the top teams. They are the top teams. The top teams ... they're clubs Gerard. They’re clubs. They kick goals. They are out there and the goals and they kick goals, and these fifty. These fifty players. They are the fifty. Let’s the call them the fifty. Are they ... you can talk about all these teams and all these players and you can’t tell me that they are teams who are teams of players and they the players ... the fifty. The teams and the players and all the goals and handpasses … are they the fifty? Are they the fifty Gerard? You ask me. You ask me and I’ll tell you. The fifty. I’ll tell you. Are they the fifty? Are they? ........ I don't know.

[binman 42,639]

Gold ted. Transfixed I read it all

[Chook 15,012]

That is like a snake eating itself. You could just go on and on looping around to the top again and never get anywhere, kind of like a snake that's eating itself. Let's call it the snake. Which is eating itself. You know what that post is like....?

[Sir Why You Little 36,963]

I just want to punch Robinson whenever i hear his retarded diction...I am not usually like that with people but it makes me angry that such a tool is given so much print & radio coverage...

Just because i like footy doesn't mean i should have to listen to this utter moron (and he is...)

Grrrrrr

[Diablo Deemon 220]

^^^Possibly the best written take off I have ever read I could actually see him at the desk on 360 swivelling his fat melon around like a side show clown talking in that exact way.

Bravo.

"Are they the fifty Gerard? You ask me. You ask me and I’ll tell you. The fifty. I’ll tell you. Are they the fifty? Are they? ........ I don't know."

Gold

[Gorgoroth 12,921]

Ha ha Ted, that is Robbo perfectly summed up!

Post of the year!

[Biffen 12,940]

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[Grapeviney 9,712]

Absolutely nailed it Ted, laugh out loud funny.

Only thing missing is Robbo admitting he hasn't read the rundown sheet, and doesn't know who the guests are, and has Gerard read the rundown sheet? does he know what's happening tonight?