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TSFKA..............Ha......Love it Priceless!

 

Demonland these days:

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He is having way more fun than us.

thank you robert......made me feel a touch spiritual......and not much does normally

Been a while since you got under a habit obviously DC.


Except during "dress ups".

With his target age bracket is should be "cover ups"

I'll be going, but don't begrudge anyone who isn't.

I am going - more out of respect to Daniel Cross now.

 

Been a while since you got under a habit obviously DC.

never liked to interfere with the brother's property, biffo

Demonland these days:

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Song stop hacking the footy departments' training videos pls


Abandoned by my family decades ago......I'll go...drag my sad tired old body down the lonely concrete cave ...footsteps echoing in the eerie silence, tumbleweeds blowing by, doing my best to keep my chin up.....no no I can't go on....ahhh etc etc. It is just as well that they have closed level 3 because I was planning to ....JUMP! Now I will sit stoically on level one....but I will sit with my back to the game as a PROTEST!

You mean there's going to be a contest?

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Clearly action is needed. Why doesn't the club get serious and get a real medium, find Norm Smith and APOLOGISE!! Say we're sorry Norm....please we've had enough......it's got to be the whole board, on their knees.

And I am sure most if not all of us whose collective negative thoughts are responsible for St. Paul's inability to work his miracles, would gladly join in in concentrating positive thought waves to assist.

And I am sure most if not all of us whose collective negative thoughts are responsible for St. Paul's inability to work his miracles, would gladly join in in concentrating positive thought waves to assist.

I did last week mono and look how that turned out.

Tough Sir Paul work through it

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