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Looking for ride/passenger to Canberra will share costs

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Better get some porn while your up there to take your minds off things.

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    Better get some porn while your up there to take your minds off things.

    And a truck load of drugs to forget it ever happened..,

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    And a truck load of drugs to forget it ever happened..,

    Whatever was in the drinks MFC had at quarter time.
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    Has anybody heard from Bitter? Just wondering if he has recovered from the game yet.

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    Has anybody heard from Bitter? Just wondering if he has recovered from the game yet.

    Drowned his sorrows perhaps in a barrelful of shiraz

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    Drowned his sorrows perhaps in a barrelful of shiraz

    heard his car broke down at bordemtown

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    Thanks for the concern all. As if I give a FF!! As I stated on another thread, I mouthed off wonderfully during the the first half but copped it back thereafter! I was even called an ignorant fat [censored] .. unfortunately I had little defence via either via the scoreboard or my regalia.

    Found a delightful Nepalese Restaurant in Manuka and purchased dinner for the freeloaders and the squeeze.

    We then moved on to a private "club" recommended by Biffen. I would have usually quite enjoyed the clientele but with the disappointment of the game just couldn't get into the mood. Handed out a couple of basic whippings (the yokels were impressed) and returned to the bar.

    Quiet drive back. Didn't realise I'd forgotten the freeloaders until the squeeze woke up at Gundagai. [censored] em - they can fly back.

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    Impressed, Bitter. Considering the second half of the game, you restrained yourself well.

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    classic. nice to have a laugh this morning. has anyone actually seen BBO?

    Yes,i have met BBO,When getting treatment for depression the shrink recently gave me the all clear.

    When leaving his office he made the comment "could you please ask Mr BBO to step in.

    Passing him in the waiting room was such a revelation.6'3 bald and fatter than a bobby calf and wearing some kind of plastic get up ensured me that BBO was all that the shrink needed to complete his thesis on neanderthal man.

    Still,id accept the lift just for the chits and giggles.

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    Yes,i have met BBO,When getting treatment for depression the shrink recently gave me the all clear.

    When leaving his office he made the comment "could you please ask Mr BBO to step in.

    Passing him in the waiting room was such a revelation.6'3 bald and fatter than a bobby calf and wearing some kind of plastic get up ensured me that BBO was all that the shrink needed to complete his thesis on neanderthal man.

    Still,id accept the lift just for the chits and giggles.

    Dream on Jizza - as if I'd let anyone smelling of cow shite near the Merc. The "lads" would gore you to death!!

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    Didn't go near Borewood dc!

    pretty impressed bbo, deliverancetown to cranberry and back in a 1953 merc

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    You were looking for passengers - sounds as if most of the team obliged.

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    This has been a killer thread,I hope to see more roadtrip/planetrip threads for future interstate games.

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    This has been a killer thread,I hope to see more roadtrip/planetrip threads for future interstate games.

    Stuie and Biff,go to QLD in a new VW.

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    Did you get into any fisticuffs with the GWS crowd in the second half Uncle Bitter? You are quite an intimidating character, I wouldn't be surprised if you took them all on in the style of big Mal Brown or Robbie Muir.

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    I copped quite a bit of verbal after half time. Gave a bit back but didn't have much ammo considering the state of the game.

    Also enjoyed my fair share of perving - never seen so many good looking sheilas at a footy game. And they all had complete sets of teeth.

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