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I have not got a telly due to my neighbour borrowing it for a quick transaction.

What I need to know before the Herald comes out is...

Who's Ho has he best Cleave?

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    Why not,

    he paid a lot of other peoples money for the rights.

    Our resident gigolo is on another thread, perhaps he can provide some ..er .. input.

    Although the baubles he is used to handling may be of a somewhat different texture.

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    Our resident gigolo is on another thread, perhaps he can provide some ..er .. input.

    Although the baubles he is used to handling may be of a somewhat different texture.

    His own?

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    That may well be part of the overall performance - he would have an extensive array of tricks - one imagines.

    Diminishing and well worn.yet he dusts off the ivories more than Liberace did.

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    There you go Biff.

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    WTF is that thing??? Bring the other plastic fantastic back!

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    I hope they put an M rating on that part of the telecast, some kids would have nightmares for weeks after seeing those abominations saunter down the red carpet.

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    Seriously the docs chic came from zoolanders derelict show.

    If my better half emerged from her wardrobe with that spiky finger thingy I'd be very very very nervous.

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