What would you give any of our coaches or players for xmas this year? Keep it a little light

Mitch Clark a new foot? Dean Terlich a non-breakable nose? Something to make Jesse Hogan smile?

A 2014 premiership.

Jeremy Howe needs an oxygen mask

Jack Grimes an uninterrupted season

A cure for MFCSS

A menacing pair of eyes tattooed on the back of NJ's head - scare off the Magpie tacklers.

mmm ok this might be a good one , for this site and its users to pull there fat heads in , stop the slagging off of players coaches that have come and gone , im sure they did the best they could , also to the elite few on here , you know who you are , that constantly go off topic and stuff the whole thing for all , just shut your gob , give that a try , best prezzie for next year 10 wins and some big ones , oh by the way the whisky you all recommend , is [censored] thru bum rag what ever floats your boat , phhht snobs , grrrrr

"Relax...we've got this" t-shirts for all the coaching staff.

mmm ok this might be a good one , for this site and its users to pull there fat heads in , stop the slagging off of players coaches that have come and gone , im sure they did the best they could , also to the elite few on here , you know who you are , that constantly go off topic and stuff the whole thing for all , just shut your gob , give that a try , best prezzie for next year 10 wins and some big ones , oh by the way the whisky you all recommend , is [censored] thru bum rag what ever floats your boat , phhht snobs , grrrrr

Gawd. We hadn't seen you for a while there BarnDee. What a cracking comeback to this forum you have made.

As for Chrissy presents, I hope that Peter Jackson will have a year where he can focus on improving the fundamentals of the club and not having to sack anyone next year. He is a hard b***ard but I would suggest that having to pizz that many people off by the end of the year and having to go to the AFL cap in hand would have been sapping.

Mark Neeld back as development coach?...Anyone?

Gawd. We hadn't seen you for a while there BarnDee. What a cracking comeback to this forum you have made.

As for Chrissy presents, I hope that Peter Jackson will have a year where he can focus on improving the fundamentals of the club and not having to sack anyone next year. He is a hard b***ard but I would suggest that having to pizz that many people off by the end of the year and having to go to the AFL cap in hand would have been sapping.

He is a man of few real words our Barndee.

His point is probably directed at those sophisticated gents in the members who enjoy single malts,and the accountants who abuse our own players from the first bounce.

I myself will be slapping down negative supporters this year, encouraging all players in our jumper .

As for going off topic-pffffft.gggrrrrrr.....

Who gives a flying.

When you realise the internet is just a pile of garbage floating on a sea of plastic bags and rotting faeces you cease to worry about whether every idea is in the right spot on the cyber sh!tpile.

I wish all our players a good run with injury and a freakish rise up the ladder.

When you realise the internet is just a pile of garbage floating on a sea of plastic bags and rotting faeces you cease to worry about whether every idea is in the right spot on the cyber sh!tpile.

...you mean Internet forums, Facebook and Twitter are not my whole life......gasp...well there goes my 2014.......sigh.........

A menacing pair of eyes tattooed on the back of NJ's head - scare off the Magpie tacklers.