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Melbourne turns to Roos after AFL Mediation

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your error punt was you ought to have made the pun there...not start a new thread

 
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your error punt was you ought to have made the pun there...not start a new thread

WIth all due deferance to your 18838 posts bb I might just have taken a bit of heat off Tammy which was uncalled for !

Robbie indeed you should be tread ing water ! Then go and look at 6 pages of Mediation and see where my little pun came from !

Sorry to impose on your 5481 posts !

Oh! I see you are making a joke out of Meditation and Mediation; if I'd known it was supposed to be funny I wouldn't have replied I just would have laughed.

With all due deference to your zany sense of humour.

 

WIth all due deferance to your 18838 posts bb I might just have taken a bit of heat off Tammy which was uncalled for !

with all due respect you're delusional. Dont start junk threads


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Check the topic It might come back to haunt you !

with all due respect you're delusional. Dont start junk threads

This thread is way beyond junk and I curse myself for giving it any life at all.

are you saying that we are turning to the Kangaroos for some help? perhaps advice re revenue streams (given they are the only club without pokies and still bring in more $ than us)

 

Check the topic It might come back to haunt you !

No, I now get what you were trying to do... but it was one of the most poorly executed jokes I've seen, for so little pay off.

Ugh.

I got it straight away, nothing to do with being a comic genius, just that I'm also dyslexic.

And I still thought it was rubbish.


As I calm my fighting children during dinner I ponder my existence.

Mediating, masticating and meditating.

Doing all three at once would be impressive to watch ...

Doing all three at once would be impressive to watch ...

Reminds me of the court case where the guy was standing in the witness box with his hands in his pockets, chewing gum - the judge told him to stop masticating, so he promptly took his hands out of his pockets.

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