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1 minute and 28 seconds in and I gave up.

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    1 minute and 28 seconds in and I gave up.

    Wouldn't be the first Demon to do that this year...

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    Would you like another look at my sister Moon?

    This is not a dating site for freaks, Bitter. Keep your soft porn to yourself and keep on topic.

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    now that was painful

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    This is not a dating site for freaks, Bitter. Keep your soft porn to yourself and keep on topic.

    moonshadow, if you had ever been to romsey you would not describe bbo as a freak and soft porn peddler

    by way of comparison and in context he is a model citizen (who understandably slips up occasionally)

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    moonshadow, if you had ever been to romsey you would not describe bbo as a freak and soft porn peddler

    by way of comparison and in context he is a model citizen (who understandably slips up occasionally)

    Have you seen the picture of BBO sister?

    Clearly she too much woman for Moon to handle.

    So Moon is scared and he reacted accordingly.

    Plus I saw no evidence that BBO sister is a Melbourne Supporter so Moon needs to move forward with caution.

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    Have you seen the picture of BBO sister?

    Clearly she too much woman for Moon to handle.

    So Moon is scared and he reacted accordingly.

    Plus I saw no evidence that BBO sister is a Melbourne Supporter so Moon needs to move forward with caution.

    maybe moon is playing the hard-to-get roos approach and its all a done thing with bbo's sis

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    maybe moon is playing the hard-to-get roos approach and its all a done thing with bbo's sis

    A Demonland wedding!

    We all need some good news for a change.

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    A Demonland wedding!

    We all need some good news for a change.

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    stkilda fc to provide entertainment

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    A Demonland wedding!

    We all need some good news for a change.

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    stkilda fc to provide entertainment

    It should be red hot entertainment as those Stains boys spend all their time partying!

    Although it is mainly at underage dance .

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    Sorry boys. Happily married. Bitty will have to find another 'lander to partner his fulsome 'sister'.

    Any takers?

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    Sorry boys. Happily married. Bitty will have to find another 'lander to partner his fulsome 'sister'.

    Any takers?

    probably biff

    last resort,wyl-

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    probably bifflast resort,wyl-

    She'd eat up Biff for breakfast, literally. He could be her toy-boy. Bitty could be her bridesmaid, er, I mean best man.

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    phillip goodman is interested

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    She'd eat up Biff for breakfast, literally. He could be her toy-boy. Bitty could be her bridesmaid, er, I mean best man.

    So I take it the marriage is on then?

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    DC would you end up being the alpaca groomsman?

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