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GAME DAY

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Hes a spud, the results speak for themselves, the clubs won 6 out of 43 games under his fitness regime, hes a SPUD.

Fitness and skills (or lack of) are not necessarily related. if you want spudworthiness, check back over the atrocious grammar in your posts.

 

We don't need to trade good picks and cash for pensioners.

By the way I don't think it's the tank that's the problem, it's above the shoulders. Too many of our players don't know how to work hard enough, to do the gut running required at this level.

whats happened to shoenmakers?

your talking abot Thompson & Sewell.. well we will not be able to get that sort of level players, in their 22 - 26 age bracket, & we have kids that need to learn of excellent mids who are both top leaders.

So, I disagree with you.
 

I think your earlier post is more accurate, our recruiting has been disgraceful.

It sucks watching Sloane that was picked in the 40s make Trengove that was taken at 2 look pathetic.


Grimes is still the fastest Melbourne Captain.

Welcome to the weakest sport in Australia.... AFL

Hes a spud, the results speak for themselves, the clubs won 6 out of 43 games under his fitness regime, hes a SPUD.

Of course, that idiot took Sydney and StKilda to 4 Grand Finals!! He's useless!!! It's not the shizten players, it's that fitness guy!

You're a [censored] mjt
 

"A little touch up to the guts"? What a fkn joke. There are 20 of those a week.

There are two bloody sides and we are getting crucified again. What chance do we have?

Good ol' hometown umpiring


The quicker we get rid of Geishan and Bartlet this game may return to have a little bit of toughness about it.

Geez Dunn is a dick. Just so dumb.

The quicker we get rid of Geishan and Bartlet this game may return to have a little bit of toughness about it.

Absolutely,, crucial to rid them out.

Of course, that [censored] took Sydney and StKilda to 4 Grand Finals!! He's useless!!! It's not the shizten players, it's that fitness guy!

You're a [censored] mjt

Thats coming from a clown thats got is Trengove is good written on there profile.

Grimes has zero awareness


half time.. switched channel to the hawthawn v north game.. just in time to see Harvey spit on an injured Brian Lake. shocked me.

I watched that. I didn't see a spit at all, he just bent down to have a go at him. Commentators didn't pick it up either. Not sure what you saw?

Trengove & Grimes both playing a Captains game as usual.

Christ we are coming from such a low base.

We're too defensive around the stoppages... Everyone is looking for a man.

We are the stupidest football team in the history of the game.


Jones has started doing the dive forward and drop the knees for the in the back call.

I don't love it - but it's the only sign of our players thinking about the game and trying to get an edge that I've seen in a long, long time!

Why. Why would we kick backwards from the wing when we are the worst skilled side in the AFL.

 

Thats coming from a clown thats got is Trengove is good written on there profile.

DL7 offers up a perfectly reasonable argument and that is the best you have?? He was correct in his summation of you.


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