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This ape business is a job for the phantom

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Urgently summoned back to the jungle, the Phantom learns that the ancient ape idol statue worshipped by the Durugu tribe has come to life and that the Durugu are conquering the jungle, threatening the Phantom’s peace.

The Phantom makes his way to Durugu country, but is soon captured and brought face to face with the colossal ape idol. Here, a chance for the new Durugu chief to conquer the remainder of the jungle tribes in one stroke presents itself: publicly executing the Phantom in an uneven fight with the jungle's new ruler......

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HAHAHAHAHAHA The Phantom will save us!

As long as it's not Billy Zane.

I feel we have digressed somewhat from the thread's subject. However it seems that our common fear of an impending ape uprising has unified our disparate political opinions.

Except D-L. I struggle to read his posts even when he ISN'T talking about a divine force. No telling how he'll react to our new Ape Overlords. I'm going to say he'll advocate rebellion with multiple fonts and styles.

(Sorry D-L, opportunity was too good to pass up mate, much <3 )

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HAHAHAHAHAHA The Phantom will save us!

As long as it's not Billy Zane.

I feel we have digressed somewhat from the thread's subject. However it seems that our common fear of an impending ape uprising has unified our disparate political opinions.

Except D-L. I struggle to read his posts even when he ISN'T talking about a divine force. No telling how he'll react to our new Ape Overlords. I'm going to say he'll advocate rebellion with multiple fonts and styles.

(Sorry D-L, opportunity was too good to pass up mate, much <3 )

How are the Apes getting here? By boat the he will be upset but it should be OK if the fly here.

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i think it is another chicken and egg situation hardtack, probably very dependent on one's definition of the two terms

but then we get into semantics

i would expect the instinct for power and control came first as a more base attribute and religion was a refinement dependent on the higher development of imagination and curiosity

look at apes. they have power and control structures but no religion

on this basis portraying abbot as an ape would be incorrect - LOL

no daisy they have a team

there is power & weakness everywhere & one of the weakest powers is gravity. but its relentless. & prevails in the long haul

power for exploitation isn't team, or in harmony... see the mfc over the last 50 years.

abbotts not an ape, anymore than gillard was a witch. he's just on the wrong bus.

the ape business is just the disrespect felt for him for following his hero's, & thinking he can take us all on his magical mystery tour.

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i'm more concerned about the rumoured reptile uprising

p.s. didn't the apes go to another planet

I don't know about the Apes going on space travel daisy, or even the movies you watch:

but it is prophesied that we move on from this place

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LOL - then d-l was right.....we are all doomed (or was it 30%?)

wrong again daisy

we are not doomed you just can't read or comprehend my friend we go on for much much longer mate, a few thousand years on here: but by the time she blows, we have left the Building.

gone on to blue'r pastures.

1/3rd of the world' populous daisy, its said will die. with the coming times of trouble weather storms pestilence & disease. the earth will re-balance its-self, starting with the cause of its ill.

I'd imagine the worst in the most heavily populated areas like over populated nations & the metropolises.

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A right-wing dryalogue arguing with a loony left-wing protectionist shows how ridiculous the concept of trying for 'balance' really is.

no monoculture thinking, is the one dimension that's causing the problems facing the world today. & the biggest problem will be our weather.

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ssshhh, they're already here but don't tell daisy, what ever you do. there under his bed at night. licking his nailpolish off. :)

Daisy wears nail polish?

What does his wife have to say about that?

My comments was aimed at two other Posters on this thread though.

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I'm going to put forward a very straight question which neither political party can answer properly(for 150 years).

What would you do with the Asian people that attempt to enter this country without the correct paperwork?

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I'm going to put forward a very straight question which neither political party can answer properly(for 150 years).

What would you do with the Asian people that attempt to enter this country without the correct paperwork?

That an easy question Biff.

Send them to the Gat of course.

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Tony's latest effort reeks of politics:

I think even the staunchest of liberals must see that this latest effort is little more than a play for votes...and to attempt to have this forest taken off the world heritage listing, really does fit the "international embarrassment" bill perfectly...

"Tasmanians go to the polls on March 15 with jobs and the forestry industry big issues as Labor struggles to hold on to government."


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Tony's latest effort reeks of politics:

I think even the staunchest of liberals must see that this latest effort is little more than a play for votes...and to attempt to have this forest taken off the world heritage listing, really does fit the "international embarrassment" bill perfectly...

"Tasmanians go to the polls on March 15 with jobs and the forestry industry big issues as Labor struggles to hold on to government."

Its interesting that one of the biggest potential beneficiaries of the delisting wants nothing to do with the forests

"One of the state's biggest native forest producers Ta Ann has made it clear that it does not want wood from the contentious forests.

Executive director Evan Rolley says the company's customers only want wood from areas endorsed by the peace deal."

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i'd be in favour of a containment lager situated in romsey. friendly folk out that way

How can you be so cruel DC?

No one should be sent to Romsey as the place is unsafe and dangerous.

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Daisy wears nail polish?

What does his wife have to say about that?

My comments was aimed at two other Posters on this thread though.

I'm not sure DF.

he's not into nailpolish, just the mates he swings with do. :)

you'll have to find out which of his mates at training, be careful if one tries to hold your hand

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Its interesting that one of the biggest potential beneficiaries of the delisting wants nothing to do with the forests

"One of the state's biggest native forest producers Ta Ann has made it clear that it does not want wood from the contentious forests.

Executive director Evan Rolley says the company's customers only want wood from areas endorsed by the peace deal."

they shouldn't be wood-chipping ANY Old growth forest At All.

'selective harvesting' in Old Growth, only for timber, & certainly NO ClearFelling,,, or any undergrowth clearing at all.

Clearing lets in the sunlight & before you know it, Blackberry, & other introduced weeds are growing in there & eventually take over & smother the natives out in the areas opened up.

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they shouldn't be wood-chipping ANY Old growth forest At All.

'selective harvesting' in Old Growth, only for timber, & certainly NO ClearFelling,,, or any undergrowth clearing at all.

Clearing lets in the sunlight & before you know it, Blackberry, & other introduced weeds are growing in there & eventually take over & smother the natives out in the areas opened up.

I liked Tony's speech to the Forestry Industry forum yesterday. Basically he nailed it with his claim that there are too many national parks, too many bloody trees, let's be honest! I mean what have forests ever done for us? I think this line captures the sentiment of his speech:

And God blessed them. And God said to them, “Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over every living thing that moves on the earth.”

Hard to argue with this I reckon!

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I liked Tony's speech to the Forestry Industry forum yesterday. Basically he nailed it with his claim that there are too many national parks, too many bloody trees, let's be honest! I mean what have forests ever done for us? I think this line captures the sentiment of his speech:

And God blessed them. And God said to them, “Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over every living thing that moves on the earth.”

Hard to argue with this I reckon!

I believe that in response to his application to join the ministry god spake unto Tony suggesting he go forth and multiply... and so he took up a ministry of another kind and has since been applying his lord's suggestion to just about anything he can think of (well, anything instigated by the opposition).

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