Take the [censored], it will make you feel better

"What do you think Neeldy...3k, 5k or 10k run on Monday?"

Neeld: I thought they were fit mate?

Misson: .........I may have carried the one..............

I know we can not use performance enhancing but what about brain enhancing ?

Neeld: What do you think tonotopia will think of this?

Misson: Dunno - what do you reckon mate?

Neeld: Probably more of the same - death by hanging at dawn. For all of us - you too Leigh and that other bloke wearing the yellow top in the right of the screen. Might even have us drawn and quartered as well.

Misson: Sheez man - could be ugly.

Mission: So much for the power point presentation.

Neeld: This joints a rabble.

Browny: Told you we should've waited for Mick.

Neeld: They are still booing. No, don't turn round!!

Edited April 1, 201312 yr by Maldonboy38

Neeld: I thought they were fit mate?

Misson: .........I may have carried the one..............

Gold mate. Captures their look perfectly

DM '...so just take me through it one more time......we get hold of the ball ....then what was the other thing?'

MN "....let's cross that bridge when we get to it..."

Caption should read - do you think anyone suspects we are tanking

MN: Hmmm, what was that web site again?

DM: seek.com.au

MN: Mate I still can't believe you let that hairdresser shave a cliff into the top of your head . . .
DM: I know, I know, but trust me her powerpoint presentation was very convincing

Misson - "Don't look Mark but there's a slightly overweight bloke who looks like a cross between Garry Lyon and Wizard Farmer behind you. What have we got to lose ... tell him to suit up and send him out there. He can't do worse than Rodan."

DM - so what now?

MN - no idea, just wish I saw this coming

Edited April 2, 201312 yr by Rod Grinter Riot Squad

DM: Geez mate we're in trouble...

MN: Don't stress buddy, they'll blame Schwab

Misson: beer after the game, Mark?

Need: can't, I have centrelink appointment.

MN: you'd almost think there is more to coaching an AFL side than time trials around the 'tan...