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I have left my Collingwood supporter daughter to go home via public transport ( in the rain) rather than the comforts of my warm car parked close by after she mouthed off one time too many to me at the football.

I have also given the silent treatment and basically ignored my husband for a week+ after QB.

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    I have left my Collingwood supporter daughter to go home via public transport ( in the rain) rather than the comforts of my warm car parked close by after she mouthed off one time too many to me at the football. I have also given the silent treatment and basically ignored my husband for a week+ after QB.

    Revenge is a dish best served cold jane 02

    Your time will come just hang in there

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    Wow after just torturing myself through the third quarter of the Adelaide Round 22 game, i can see how some labelled us as 'irrelevant'..... Can't wait for the start of the new season to rid my memory of that game....

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    Surly no Morton rivers and slow molonly we can jump out the blocks and go a lot better more forward presher we can when more games go dees

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    We have been the worst performed team in the league for over five years..... Outsiders have been given no reason to believe that this is going to change.....

    It's nice to read the glowing training reports every pre season...... But in reality..... We are the worst team in the league and will remain so, until we win more games..... If we want respect from other clubs/supporters..... We have to earn it.....

    From the reports I've read on here and what I've seen during this pre season, it appears that we have improved..... But I'll believe it when I see it in a game....

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    Wow after just torturing myself through the third quarter of the Adelaide Round 22 game, i can see how some labelled us as 'irrelevant'..... Can't wait for the start of the new season to rid my memory of that game....

    Did Adelaide really beat us in round 22?

    Not possible - we must have been tanking!

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    Surly no Morton rivers and slow molonly we can jump out the blocks and go a lot better more forward presher we can when more games go dees

    lol what?

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    lol what?

    Wow. That's a new one.

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    It's been a while since Essendon won a game against Melbourne and they were so pathetic last year that, even with all of our problems, we actually outperformed them from Round 10 onwards. Yet somehow, the majority of those who have posted on this BomberBlitz thread reckon we're the ones that have the dud list and are in for another horrific season - 2013 Season Preview - Melbourne Demons.

    After reading the optimism in the training report threads, I wonder whether if it's us who are losing touch with reality or is it them?

    I've been at work and out of touch with the outside world all afternoon but I'm thinking of registering on BomberBlitz to discuss this and other matters of the day.

    Anyone else think it's a good idea?

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    I've been at work and out of touch with the outside world all afternoon but I'm thinking of registering on BomberBlitz to discuss this and other matters of the day.

    Anyone else think it's a good idea?

    I've been over there for a look and I reckon it wouldn't take many Demonlanders to join up and the average IQ would double or even triple!

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    I have left my Collingwood supporter daughter to go home via public transport ( in the rain) rather than the comforts of my warm car parked close by after she mouthed off one time too many to me at the football. I have also given the silent treatment and basically ignored my husband for a week+ after QB.

    That's very funny indeed.

    Can I suggest you sign them up as Dees next year on the hubbys Credit card.

    Buy them merch etc.-Show them that we are not as exclusive as they may think .

    Criminal Lawyers should never fall in love their clients .

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