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Hey Caro .... Cop This.

Guest NoMoreMrNiceGuy
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    Why are you pointing at Jesse Hogan??

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    It's course, it's lowbrow. It appeals to the lowest common denominator. I love it!

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    It's course, it's lowbrow. It appeals to the lowest common denominator. I love it!

    or is that the common DEMONimator !!!!!! :)
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    You have the worst looking middle finger of all time.

    I'd hate to see the health of the clack hole.

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    Well Girl don't try hanging around the change rooms of Melbourne.

    You are long out of your league.

    Have you heard of the the Retirement Village for Sexually Dysfunctional ex footballers.

    are they are more to your liking?

    Moderators delete or modify as you wish

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    Good thing it's not 2007.

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    What a bad year 1 /5 not bad

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    I recognise Grimes, but have no idea who the rest are. B)

    I recognise Grimes, but have no idea who the rest are. B)

    Morton on his right.

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    My new second favourite club is GWS. Not only did they take the 'fraud' off our hands and his pay packet, but one way or another they delivered Clark, who I doubt would be with us had he stayed, Hogan, Dawes and Barry. And in the piece de resistance they inexplicably handed Jimmy "the gun" Toumpas to us on a plate.

    It doesn't get better than that.

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    I recognise Grimes, but have no idea who the rest are. http://demonland.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/#EMO_DIR#/demon_cool.gif

    Morton Grimes Marric Cheney & Davis

    A late edit. I wouldn't have a clue on the numbers I'm not an MCC member

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    We are just being smart arses. Because we can.

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    Good thing it's not 2007.

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    jeeesus! look at mortons arms! they're friggen twigs! i knew he was skinny but WOW :blink:

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    My new second favourite club is GWS. Not only did they take the 'fraud' off our hands and his pay packet, but one way or another they delivered Clark, who I doubt would be with us had he stayed, Hogan, Dawes and Barry. And in the piece de resistance they inexplicably handed Jimmy "the gun" Toumpas to us on a plate.

    It doesn't get better than that.

    i'm a little lost! how did they deliver us clark? am i missing something obvious? it wouldn't surprise me if i am.

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    Morton Grimes Marric Cheney & Davis

    A late edit. I wouldn't have a clue on the numbers I'm not an MCC member

    It was actually Morton (10), Grimes (16), Addam Maric, Kyle Cheney and Tom McNamara.

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