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Bad boy Dustin Martin

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He's really just a nice boy

He just has problems with structures outside footy

wtf?

 
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Much more.......no way!

Unfortunately, yes.

His impact has been amazing...crashes packs, runs in a straight line, imposes himself on opponents and bombs them from 60m on the run.

Special.

It certainly is in comparison to Melb, Ade stories but still as we've found out where there is smoke, there's fire and I can only pray for an annoying saga hanging over Richmonds head ala Cousins in the late 00's

This is a mere puff of smoke.

I dont wish another Cousins situation. That was a sad human tragedy. I would not wish that on anyone. Especially a talented sportsman who could give so much joy to people.

I hope Martin gets his life together.

You should pray for something worthwhile.
 

Is there any truth to the story that when Plouge took over at Richmond his first directive was to remove the bar (yes, that is right, the bar providing alcoholic drinks) that was located in their weights room?

Is there any truth to the story that when Plouge took over at Richmond his first directive was to remove the bar (yes, that is right, the bar providing alcoholic drinks) that was located in their weights room?

That must have been the bar Tony Jewel had installed.

  • 3 months later...

Rumours are flying........

as we've found out where there is smoke, there's fire

You can create smoke through rubbing two sticks together without fire.

I watch Survivor.
 

He wouldn't be that stupid, surely. He doesn't need any boost.

Unless, we are talking a late night boost...

I just want to say what a delight this off-season has turned out to be. The way the blowtorch has been taken off us and placed squarely on Essendrug's and now Martin's nut-sacks is a quite a beautiful little twist; It's one I didn't see coming but like all good twists it leaves the viewer satisfied. I am satisfied.

Ban Essendrug and Martin for 2 years minimum and let's play ball!


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