FAREWELL CALE MORTON

[Dee Fan 3,247]

Right - enough of the fun and games.

Background:

I went to the TAB to collect my Saturday winnings and watch the Geelong Cup.

On the way back I walked past Cale on the phone. After crossing the road I decided to take a quick pic and put it on Twitter speculating why he was in Subi.

Of course lots of people took interest and it snowballed.

Now, a few things.

- yes it's Cale. Sorry I didn't take the zoom lens to the TAB. I'd like to think I've around Melbourne forums long enough to be trusted. I don't bullsh.t

- the MFC twitter crew thought it would be a good social experiment to see how far this would go. We haven't been let down. The 2 threads on Big Footy are, interesting, though I don't like being called a troll.

- finally Demon Forever - mate on holiday hey champ? You [censored]

Nice one Chook,well done, love it.

[Demon Forever 219]

Right - enough of the fun and games.

Background:

I went to the TAB to collect my Saturday winnings and watch the Geelong Cup.

On the way back I walked past Cale on the phone. After crossing the road I decided to take a quick pic and put it on Twitter speculating why he was in Subi.

Of course lots of people took interest and it snowballed.

Now, a few things.

- yes it's Cale. Sorry I didn't take the zoom lens to the TAB. I'd like to think I've around Melbourne forums long enough to be trusted. I don't bullsh.t

- the MFC twitter crew thought it would be a good social experiment to see how far this would go. We haven't been let down. The 2 threads on Big Footy are, interesting, though I don't like being called a troll.

- finally Demon Forever - mate on holiday hey champ? You [censored]

I mate has sent me the email containing this. Who do I believe? You who I don't know or my mate that I have known for 15 years..hmmmm

I reckon I back my mate unless of coarse you can prove otherwise...might sound up myself but you would do the same.

You could be right but hey, most blokes would back there mate in...

In fact if you can show me otherwise I would love to let him know about it..

[binman 42,903]

Right - enough of the fun and games.

Background:

I went to the TAB to collect my Saturday winnings and watch the Geelong Cup.

On the way back I walked past Cale on the phone. After crossing the road I decided to take a quick pic and put it on Twitter speculating why he was in Subi.

Of course lots of people took interest and it snowballed.

Now, a few things.

- yes it's Cale. Sorry I didn't take the zoom lens to the TAB. I'd like to think I've around Melbourne forums long enough to be trusted. I don't bullsh.t

- the MFC twitter crew thought it would be a good social experiment to see how far this would go. We haven't been let down. The 2 threads on Big Footy are, interesting, though I don't like being called a troll.

- finally Demon Forever - mate on holiday hey champ? You [censored]

Sorry Chook, i must be a bit slow. The TAB, the Geelong Cup? Does this mean you are in Vic and the photo is of him here? What does the MFC twtter crew have to do with it? Are the MFC twitter crew some old school break dance team?

By the way i thought Gatewood was a moral, backed and also backed it for the cup. Nice win.

[Chook in Perth 2,109]

How does he IP address on my phone sound? Or check the time of the original tweet and the bloke who wrote it?

Or the dozen or so retweets? Or the 20 or Melbourne supporters that replied in minutes?

Your mates full of it and he's made you look like an ass.

[Chook in Perth 2,109]

Sorry Chook, i must be a bit slow. The TAB, the Geelong Cup? Does this mean you are in Vic and the photo is of him here? What does the MFC twtter crew have to do with it? Are the MFC twitter crew some old school break dance team?

By the way i thought Gatewood was a moral, backed and also backed it for the cup. Nice win.

They have Horse racing and TV's in Perth too Binman.

Came in back in '97 ;-)

[binman 42,903]

They have Horse racing and TV's in Perth too Binman.

Came in back in '97 ;-)

Right, so he was in Subi. Why then would the MFC twitter crew (whoever that is) want to be involved in bringing attention to that?

[H_T 3,043]

I mate has sent me the email containing this. Who do I believe? You who I don't know or my mate that I have known for 15 years..hmmmm

I reckon I back my mate unless of coarse you can prove otherwise..

I can confirm your mate has made you look like an ass.

The source of the tweet/photo is CIP.

Have a nice day.

[Whispering_Jack 30,036]

So now it's supposedly Mitch Brown (the WCE variety) for Cale Morton and I see an astounding pattern emerging my dear Watson.

In the space of 24 hours we've been associated with Rodan, Prismall and now ... Brown. Every one of them has in the past been afflicted by anterior cruciate ligament reconstructions.

Mark my words dear Watson. This Neeld character and his plans are more diabolical than anything the evil Professor Moriarty could ever have dreamt up.

It's elementary. The man is attempting to construct a bionic football team!!!

[w00dy 146]

Right - enough of the fun and games.

Background:

I went to the TAB to collect my Saturday winnings and watch the Geelong Cup.

On the way back I walked past Cale on the phone. After crossing the road I decided to take a quick pic and put it on Twitter speculating why he was in Subi.

Of course lots of people took interest and it snowballed.

Now, a few things.

- yes it's Cale. Sorry I didn't take the zoom lens to the TAB. I'd like to think I've around Melbourne forums long enough to be trusted. I don't bullsh.t

- the MFC twitter crew thought it would be a good social experiment to see how far this would go. We haven't been let down. The 2 threads on Big Footy are, interesting, though I don't like being called a troll.

- finally Demon Forever - mate on holiday hey champ? You [censored]

Nice one, it certainly took off, made something out of nothing. Will be interesting to see if this makes it to the media, haha...

But just to reinterate, there are lots of reasons not to get carried away. Firstly, he's from Perth so he's likely to be there just visiting friends etc rather than visiting the eagles.

Secondly he's on the corner of Rokeby and Roberts Roads, with Subi oval about 300 metres away, but he hardly looks dressed as if he's there for a medical. Rokeby road has lots of restaurants, bars, cafes etc. so he's likely to be just down there hanging out, doing some shopping etc. It's like seeing Ricky Petterd on Lygon Street, and he must have been having a medical with Carlton.

[Go the Biff 3,414]

Nice work Chook. You should have held off revealing for another day or so - could easily get this thread into double figures

[Chook in Perth 2,109]

Nice one, it certainly took off, made something out of nothing. Will be interesting to see if this makes it to the media, haha...

But just to reinterate, there are lots of reasons not to get carried away. Firstly, he's from Perth so he's likely to be there just visiting friends etc rather than visiting the eagles.

Secondly he's on the corner of Rokeby and Roberts Roads, with Subi oval about 300 metres away, but he hardly looks dressed as if he's there for a medical. Rokeby road has lots of restaurants, bars, cafes etc. so he's likely to be just down there hanging out, doing some shopping etc. It's like seeing Ricky Petterd on Lygon Street, and he must have been having a medical with Carlton.

I work and play in Subi - I know that! Was just messing around and it grew legs!

My goal is for Barrett to to drop it in on trade week radio. That would confirm that the AFL 4th estate is, indeed, a joke.

[w00dy 146]

I work and play in Subi - I know that! Was just messing around and it grew legs!

My goal is for Barrett to to drop it in on trade week radio. That would confirm that the AFL 4th estate is, indeed, a joke.

you obviously do, I was just elaborating for the benefit of others...

yes, it would be great for those grubs to talk about this one...

[monoccular 17,426]

Maybe if he does move to Subi he will mysteriously and suddenly put on an enormous amount of muscle: it seems to just happen over there. Something in the water? Something else? Maybe the AFL should look at that instead of wasting their time following up the half baked allegations of a not-so-bright, disgruntled ex MFC player who after all now plays for the grand experts in tanking?

Frankly, I have totally lost faith in his ability and / or willingness to get involved in the harsh rugged brutal argy bargy that is AFL top level footy, even if he does sometime actually put in a full Missen preseason.

[P-man 13,366]

Nice work Chook. Some quality trolling.

I'm far from his biggest fan but a large part of me is relieved. Then again as much as Cale divides opinion (as evidenced in this thread), there isn't a single supporter who doesn't want to see him succeed. He's in a similar category to Watts in that he has his fair shate of naysayers both internal and external, but also the time and ability to prove them all wrong.

[Guest Hulkamania]

I work and play in Subi - I know that! Was just messing around and it grew legs!

My goal is for Barrett to to drop it in on trade week radio. That would confirm that the AFL 4th estate is, indeed, a joke.

It needs confirmation?

[Demon Forever 219]

Your Fn kidding me....thanks Chook from Perth! Please tell me you are not pulling my leg because if I go off at him I don't want to look like an ass twice. You know what I'm saying!

This could really get pear shaped if your pulling my leg.

If true from your end....amazing effort because I was convinced.

[H_T 3,043]

With any luck Denham will beat Barrett to the punch....

[Demon Forever 219]

Chook from Perth.

Perhaps you read this.

West Coast wants to secure Melbourne wingman Cale Morton

It's getting out of control.

[P-man 13,366]

With any luck Denham will beat Barrett to the punch....

I would love that. So much.

[Demon Forever 219]

Is there any chance this could in fact be true as it turns out?

Totally understanding that it started as a joke...is there any further reasoning for this turning up in the Herald Sun?

[Guest Hulkamania]

news.com.au link to Jay Clark's 'exclusive' here ... West Coast wants to secure Melbourne wingman Cale Morton

This is absolutely hilarious!

[Chook in Perth 2,109]

Sent at 2.30pm Perth time:

@ClarkyHeraldSun Just saw Cale Morton near Subi Oval, looking and sounding like he'd done a medical. Anything in it?

[Demon Forever 219]

Sent at 2.30pm Perth time:

@ClarkyHeraldSun Just saw Cale Morton near Subi Oval, looking and sounding like he'd done a medical. Anything in it?

Absolute Golden performance. But hey I got sucked in so I can't laugh

[Guest Hulkamania]

EPIC piece of trolling Chook. Hats off.

[Curry & Beer 5,444]

I work and play in Subi - I know that! Was just messing around and it grew legs!

My goal is for Barrett to to drop it in on trade week radio. That would confirm that the AFL 4th estate is, indeed, a joke.

normally love your work Chook but it's your own comrades you're trolling here