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GAME DAY

Whispering_Jack
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Wow... we really have nobody to kick to at half forward

 

Give me Stef everyday of the week and twice on Sunday*

*nothing inappropriate

I know where he shops..
 

Shot at goal to Ricky Bobby....

On the full............
 

Once again our turn overs are absolutely [censored] killing us

Goal to Ebert. Only 3 goals for the 1/4 to Port

If only we had a big 200 cm key forward who knew how to lead out of the square and provide a target . . .

We should stick either Martin or Spencer in the square, just to straighten us up and give us something.

5 straight in first quarter and not one score in eth second... WTF??


have no vision or radio ...just occasional afl match day ....

are we actually out there this qtr ?

If only we had a big 200 cm key forward who knew how to lead out of the square and provide a target . . .

We should stick either Martin or Spencer in the square, just to straighten us up and give us something.

Seriously? What for, comedy relief?

Thankfully Formula I Qualifying is on about 9.30 tonight!

will we ever play a full 4 qtr game?


And people ask why we look forward to draft time.

I feel this would be an appropriate time to use the acronym "FMD"- if only I knew what it stood for :P

What kind of moronic forward line has every single player under 6 foot? How are you supposed to do anything with a setup like that?

FMD >>>> Funny Men, Demons !!!

 

Is there like a seriously big wind blowing one way to explain the scores ??

Seriously? What for, comedy relief?

There's enough of that going on as is. If you have Spencer or Martin there treating every big bomb in as a sort of ruck contest at the very least, then we'll be able to create stoppages inside 50 instead of kicking to Magner and Couch in a 1 on 3 contest. It's better than what we've got already and trains our guys to utilize the structure that we'll use when Clark is in the side.

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