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UltraTune?

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I swear I saw Mitch Clark in an UltraTune ad this evening during the footy. He was running along the road being perved at by two women in a car that then crashed into a lake. I can't help but wonder if this is an indication that we're about to have a second sponsor announced?

 

If we were burnt by Energy Watch, I suggest you take a peak at Sean Buckley's history, Nuff said

 
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I make no judgement calls on whether it could blow up in our faces. I merely point out that we have a player appearing in their ad.


If we were burnt by Energy Watch, I suggest you take a peak at Sean Buckley's history, Nuff said

Hey, He was a good supporter of Fat Tony!

No evidence to sustain that accusation JnrMac!!! No horses heads in the bed.

I would be very surprised if Ultratune got involved in AFL club sponsorship.

 

Perhaps the Finks MC could sponsor us or Roberta William's Melbourne Gangland Tours


I have heard we'll be announcing a second sponsor next week, but not UltraTune.

Roberta?

Our team could do with a good service from ultra tune.

Nathan Tinkler or Clive Palmer?

And Roberta


Bring back that ripping jingle that used to play at the 'G in the late 90's "When your whole car's singing it's Ultratuned!"

Hold on, I watched that - and went back ten seconds later to see Mitch's virtuoso performance again and "Video has been removed by the user".

Disappointing, it was the finest MFC performance since Watts/Grimes/Fitzpatrick's SEN ad for Outback Jack's steakhouse.

Funny stuff

Our team could do with a good service from ultra tune.

They don't do good services, only real [censored] ones. After one I had to drive my son from Northcote to Dandenong with no brakes at night in the rain to play Representative Footy. It was "Sorry mate, we're closing, don't have time to bleed 'em". Had to take my car back after another so I could take the family on holidays. They really do not care. These are the only two times I've darkened their door. I'm surprised they're still in operation.

The club just tweeted this to somebody, so i dare say a "second major" (back of jumper) sponsor announcement is imminent:

melbournefc @Meli_84 as soon as we sign a back of jumper sponsor, the new guernseys will be available in the Demon Shop.

It seems like its a bit of a "hint hint" to me as they were quite happy to have the other guernsys in the shop without two sponsors ...

Or maybe i should retire from the Detective game!

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The club just tweeted this to somebody, so i dare say a "second major" (back of jumper) sponsor announcement is imminent:

melbournefc @Meli_84 as soon as we sign a back of jumper sponsor, the new guernseys will be available in the Demon Shop.

It seems like its a bit of a "hint hint" to me as they were quite happy to have the other guernsys in the shop without two sponsors ...

Or maybe i should retire from the Detective game!

I'm still [censored] I bought the newest one with energywatch that was a waist of $160

No evidence to sustain that accusation JnrMac!!! No horses heads in the bed.

There is actually. Do your homework.

 

JnrMac, I was being sarcastic. I agree.

JnrMac, I was being sarcastic. I agree.

He's a surly thing just nod your head and agree with all.


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