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THE LAST GAME DAY OF 2011

Whispering_Jack
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Its not howe its howe many...nother classic Dennis!
 

Denis's Howe puns are better than Dwayne Russell's.

"It doesn't matter Howe, it's Howe many!"


can't watch it anymore.

umpiring is atrocious, but so are we.

Short summary of that 3rd quarter...Bartram gets ball on wing dummies and creates space to run ahead which he does, then dribbles ball along ground 10 metres away with no-one near him, shocking turnover, Fitspatrick runs into open forward line by himself, dribbles balls off his left with free men everywhere close to goal, Mckenzie handpass out of pack to Trengove in clear runs into open goal 30 metres out and yes, mis-kick to Port player in the square.

Guy we are a F$%king train wreck. this is the bottom side.

having said that, their goals appear to come from direct free kicks. most one sided umpiring I've seen all year. seen 3 clear frees against Motlop all missed.

forward line is a shamble today.

amazing what you can do with a smother or two !!!
 

this umpire is a fkkkking joje !!!!


Schmidt is on acid. Bate was apparently holding the player who was behind him, tackling him... Wow.

Rivers robbbed !!

I'm confident we'll win as long as FitzUnco doesn't get near the ball for us.

I like this HOWE !! :lol:


I've only watched the last quarter, and we actually don't look too bad. But that is only because Port is so [censored] RUBBISH!

We really, really suck

very pale shade of Green today !!

Wow. Look at Jones' holding the ball just then and compare with Motlop earlier!?!

Its just bullsh!t.. Port have been playing rugby passes all day !!


AFL clearly wanted to give Port every opportunity to finish year with a good news story. And we are not good enough to overcome the resulting one sided umpiring against th bottom team. Pathetic on all parts.

it use to be we only played well when it was bruise free footy and when we didn't have to contend with the press. now we are just shizehouzen.

 

Barnum and Bailey scouts must be in town !!!


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