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GAME DAY

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Yep, we have 22 players on the bench.

So glad I'm about to fly overseas, I can't be bothered watching this shite anymore.

I just want this nightmare season to be over.....

 

We don't want to play the Bailey style any more and we can't play the press so we are in no man's land. Listening to the game Wallace says we are being trapped in our defensive 50 and are banging it out with no plan and they are just keep pumping it back

 

McKenzie needs to realise when he gets the ball in the centre from a bounce, dont try and handball kick the freaking thing, turning it over int he centre is worse than in our F50.

Ps we are getting smashed in every area today.

And Morton just squibed it again, could have gone against Farmer and didn't. Never should he wear a Melbourne jumper again.


Obviously the players do too. Effing disgraceful start.

Are we tanking? Or are we just [censored]?

How's Bartram doing?

More touches than Davey? lol

Lucky to be only 14 down totally reactive and no desire to win the ball

 

McKenzie needs to realise when he gets the ball in the centre from a bounce, dont try and handball kick the freaking thing, turning it over int he centre is worse than in our F50.

Ps we are getting smashed in every area today.

And Morton just squibed it again, could have gone against Farmer and didn't. Never should he wear a Melbourne jumper again.

Agree with everything, especially the highlighted.


McKenzie needs to realise when he gets the ball in the centre from a bounce, dont try and handball kick the freaking thing, turning it over int he centre is worse than in our F50.

Ps we are getting smashed in every area today.

And Morton just squibed it again, could have gone against Farmer and didn't. Never should he wear a Melbourne jumper again.

Was so soft that Farmer one! Surprised commentators didn't notice it or mention. Only the deliberate saved him in the end


Sylvia has been on the net today. Maybe Morton should have had a look as well.

Sylvia and Jurrah on fire!! Davey needs to get on the net!

Col standing up at least.

Col plays for Col and not the Club.

If he's stepping up it's because he wants to attract GWS or the Gold Coast.

Col is one of our most inconsistent players.


Davey 1 kick.

WTF? $400k a year for that?

Davey 1 kick.

WTF? $400k a year for that?

3 more years of this :(

 

Davey playing horrendously.

Sylvia at least trying.

Jurrah lifting. 3 goals.

MFC 7.1.43

RFC 7.6.48

Edited by titan_uranus

Col plays for Col and not the Club.

If he's stepping up it's because he wants to attract GWS or the Gold Coast.

Col is one of our most inconsistent players.

Poor bugger. He's damned if he does and damned if he doesn't


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