The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Redleg 40,815]

3

[DemonFrog 1,354]

3 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Of course. How high can it count?

Between 0 and a hundred trillion.

 

[DemonFrog 1,354]

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

3

Red you are really back!

What would we do without our countdown king?

[Redleg 40,815]

2

and 11.5 until it's over.

[Whispering_Jack 29,763]

Any chance you blokes can stay on topic?

[old dee 23,768]

43 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Any chance you blokes can stay on topic?

Yes just tell me what it is!

[DemonFrog 1,354]

3 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Any chance you blokes can stay on topic?

Bananas?

[Biffen 12,940]

My god how you've all missed me.

My down scroll button has been working overtime ,wading through the banalities and blandishments.

And what mediocrity arises to fill the gaping void left by my absence but that infernal [censored] frog!!

 

[dieter 3,325]

4 minutes ago, Biffen said:

My god how you've all missed me.

My down scroll button has been working overtime ,wading through the banalities and blandishments.

And what mediocrity arises to fill the gaping void left by my absence but that infernal [censored] frog!!

 

Where ya bin, Biff Boy?

[Biffen 12,940]

17 minutes ago, dieter said:

Where ya bin, Biff Boy?

I made a comment about a certain Richmond player that was deemed to be offensive to a certain Religion.

A certain moderator deemed it appropriate that i take a weeks break.

I'm now on double secret probation for the third time.

[dieter 3,325]

7 minutes ago, Biffen said:

I made a comment about a certain Richmond player that was deemed to be offensive to a certain Religion.

A certain moderator deemed it appropriate that i take a weeks break.

I'm now on double secret probation for the third time.

Yes, remarks about progeny - even satirical and phantasmogorical and illogical and meant to take the wee out of entrenched male concepts - are taboo here. So how did you fill your idle hours?

[Biffen 12,940]

Just now, dieter said:

Yes, remarks about progeny - even satirical and phantasmogorical and illogical and meant to take the wee out of entrenched male concepts - are taboo here. So how did you fill your idle hours?

i spent the extra hours on  my usual efficacious pursuits of dealing prohibited substances and pimping vulnerable girls for my financial advantage.

Some people like to join bogus charitable causes ,or raise awareness to societies ills. I am a kind of a Yang to this strange phenomenon .

 

[dieter 3,325]

2 minutes ago, Biffen said:

i spent the extra hours on  my usual efficacious pursuits of dealing prohibited substances and pimping vulnerable girls for my financial advantage.

Some people like to join bogus charitable causes ,or raise awareness to societies ills. I am a kind of a Yang to this strange phenomenon .

 

Is Yang a kind of Oranga Tang?

Edited October 7, 2017 by dieter

[DemonFrog 1,354]

2 hours ago, Biffen said:

My god how you've all missed me.

My down scroll button has been working overtime ,wading through the banalities and blandishments.

And what mediocrity arises to fill the gaping void left by my absence but that infernal [censored] frog!!

 

Welcome back Mr Biff

Does your recent suspension mean your out of the running for the DL's  fairest and best award?

Edited October 7, 2017 by DemonFrog

[Biffen 12,940]

10 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Welcome back Mr Biff

Does your recent suspension mean your out of the running for the DL's  fairest and best award?

Fairness is an over rated virtue Frog.

 

[DemonFrog 1,354]

28 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Fairness is an over rated virtue Frog.

 

You would make a great AFL board member/senior executive.

[Redleg 40,815]

Less than 1 

and less than 10.5

and 45

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

52 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Less than 1 

and less than 10.5

and 45

Must be a misprint here.

Lawyers don't use "less" !

[jackaub 1,402]

On 07/10/2017 at 9:10 PM, Biffen said:

I made a comment about a certain Richmond player that was deemed to be offensive to a certain Religion.

A certain moderator deemed it appropriate that i take a weeks break.

I'm now on double secret probation for the third time.

Only your third Biff you obviously havent been trying hard enough

 

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

On 07/10/2017 at 3:19 PM, Whispering_Jack said:

Any chance you blokes can stay on topic?

What is a topic?

[Redleg 40,815]

20 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Must be a misprint here.

Lawyers don't use "less" !

Less guilty.

[Redleg 40,815]

Well its started. I can feel the excitement coming through the computer.

[daisycutter 29,600]

what an action-packed 1st trade day that was

another 9 thrill a minute days to go

i'm already a wreck. how will i cope?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

28 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

what an action-packed 1st trade day that was

another 9 thrill a minute days to go

i'm already a wreck. how will i cope?

A remedial session with the blue rinser/s should do the trick.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Less guilty.

I tried that line during the unfortunate Spandex misunderstanding at my gym.

Still got expelled.