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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Nice horse?

I wish! Metal foot-powered version of course ... 

 
11 hours ago, special robert said:

and our own Billy Sneden

I was at a St Kilda game all those years ago and the Saints fans were making horrible comments about Billy. Why are people so unkind??? Did we ever make reference to anything sordid relating to St Kilda ???

17 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Now listen everybody while there is a quiet moment. I have it on very good authority ( a tradey I frequently employ who is shagging one of Earl Hood's maids). Apparently everyone in the Earl's household is walking on eggshells. The Earl is beside himself that he did not get a sniff in the Australia Day Awards. Now I'm sure he will crack tough. but this combined with the reversals from his Cuban adventure could push him over the edge.

We all know what the aristocracy (tories)  can do in these circumstances! Fishnet stockings, garter belt, a rope and hope for a happy ending!!!

Feeling the Earls pain here.

Disgusting in this age of innovation and free trade that the unselfish efforts of the earl are not suitably recognised.

 

Although I may be incorrect with some of this statement!???????

 
6 hours ago, dpositive said:

Feeling the Earls pain here.

Disgusting in this age of innovation and free trade that the unselfish efforts of the earl are not suitably recognised.

 

Although I may be incorrect with some of this statement!???????

Correct dpos - you are incorrect. I have no doubt the good Earl was there to do some serious plundering of the natives!!

What is the reason for a title otherwise?

Remarkably civil conversation on many of the threads tonight. Engaging and respectful. Seems to be a lack of pointless arguing and belittling by a certain poster. Makes Dland worth logging into.


3 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Remarkably civil conversation on many of the threads tonight. Engaging and respectful. Seems to be a lack of pointless arguing and belittling by a certain poster. Makes Dland worth logging into.

Maybe because there is nothing happening?

1 minute ago, old dee said:

Maybe because there is nothing happening?

Better then reading pointless, circular arguments that last for pages on end

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Correct dpos - you are incorrect. I have no doubt the good Earl was there to do some serious plundering of the natives!!

What is the reason for a title otherwise?

Et tu Bitter! That is all I can say. I haver never sought recognition as you know but yes if it was earned then so be it, thus the odd gong over the years.

I would have thought my tireless work with the Hood Foundation, dedicated as it is for the rehabilitation of fallen equestrian polo players might have been recognised this year but it was not to be.

But my efforts to help the poor Cubans of late are not recognised, especially here. As the first person to break the U.S. embargo I am their sole export market it seems, not for bananas as I thought but for tonnes of guava paste.  My Fitzroy estate (now minus one maid) is full of shipping containers of guava!  Perhaps Romsey Manner has some space? Can we do a deal? You provide storage space and I can provide pro bono consulting services for investments, SMSF, small business help etc. We are noted for turning around small enterprises such as yours, not unlike Gordon Ramsey's Hells Kitchens! 

 
5 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Et tu Bitter! That is all I can say. I haver never sought recognition as you know but yes if it was earned then so be it, thus the odd gong over the years.

I would have thought my tireless work with the Hood Foundation, dedicated as it is for the rehabilitation of fallen equestrian polo players might have been recognised this year but it was not to be.

But my efforts to help the poor Cubans of late are not recognised, especially here. As the first person to break the U.S. embargo I am their sole export market it seems, not for bananas as I thought but for tonnes of guava paste.  My Fitzroy estate (now minus one maid) is full of shipping containers of guava!  Perhaps Romsey Manner has some space? Can we do a deal? You provide storage space and I can provide pro bono consulting services for investments, SMSF, small business help etc. We are noted for turning around small enterprises such as yours, not unlike Gordon Ramsey's Hells Kitchens! 

they told you that white powder was dried guava paste? i'd get it tested (or disposed of) before the feds come knocking on your door 

2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Remarkably civil conversation on many of the threads tonight. Engaging and respectful. Seems to be a lack of pointless arguing and belittling by a certain poster. Makes Dland worth logging into.

Must be Jack Watts' fault :lol:


2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Remarkably civil conversation on many of the threads tonight. Engaging and respectful. Seems to be a lack of pointless arguing and belittling by a certain poster. Makes Dland worth logging into.

Don't worry, I've been busy but I'm back now. Who's first in line ... ?

12 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Remarkably civil conversation on many of the threads tonight. Engaging and respectful. Seems to be a lack of pointless arguing and belittling by a certain poster. Makes Dland worth logging into.

Must be because you're sticking to your bananas thread like a good boy...

 

7 hours ago, stuie said:

Must be because you're sticking to your bananas thread like a good boy...

 

Welcome back to the banana thread stuie! Knew it wouldn't be long before you rejoined the fold once again. All is forgiven Sunshine.

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Grammer

12 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Just read this fascinating article. What a wonderful idea. Shows imagination and a 'can do' attitude.

No doubt that it will offend those on here who's moral compass is unflinching, so I sincerely apologise in advance.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11570595/Meet-the-man-using-penises-to-fill-potholes.html

HAHAHAHAHA!

Wanksy!

Nice find Moony.


17 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Just read this fascinating article. What a wonderful idea. Shows imagination and a 'can do' attitude.

No doubt that it will offend those on here who's moral compass is unflinching, so I sincerely apologise in advance.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11570595/Meet-the-man-using-penises-to-fill-potholes.html

good catch, moonie. i wondered where biffo had disappeared to.

26 minutes ago, Choke said:

HAHAHAHAHA!

Wanksy!

Nice find Moony.

Funny that the council glossed over their culpabilty in not addressing the danger of the potholes only to take the 'high gound' and whining on about 'sensitivities' .I did my shoulder many years back riding into a very similar piece of road negligence. 

Good onya wanksy

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

Just read this fascinating article. What a wonderful idea. Shows imagination and a 'can do' attitude.

No doubt that it will offend those on here who's moral compass is unflinching, so I sincerely apologise in advance.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11570595/Meet-the-man-using-penises-to-fill-potholes.html

Stuie doing selfies ?

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

Just read this fascinating article. What a wonderful idea. Shows imagination and a 'can do' attitude.

No doubt that it will offend those on here who's moral compass is unflinching, so I sincerely apologise in advance.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11570595/Meet-the-man-using-penises-to-fill-potholes.html

I had a moral compass once but someone from Essendon stole the needle.

2 minutes ago, Dr John Dee said:

I had a moral compass once but someone from Essendon stole the needle.

Wouldn't you require your moral compass to find your astrological way and to assist in alchemy Dr?


7 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Just read this fascinating article. What a wonderful idea. Shows imagination and a 'can do' attitude.

No doubt that it will offend those on here who's moral compass is unflinching, so I sincerely apologise in advance.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11570595/Meet-the-man-using-penises-to-fill-potholes.html

This criminal should get 10 years of hard labour for this.

Think of the all the Blue Rinsers who would be horrified at seeing this kind of inappropriate images.

Plus the Council has no more money to actually fix pot holes.

 

 

 

14 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Wouldn't you require your moral compass to find your astrological way and to assist in alchemy Dr?

Well, that may be true in theory, Moonie, but when it comes to earning a quid there's only a certain number of instruments I can keep to hand.

8 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

This criminal should get 10 years of hard labour for this.

Think of the all the Blue Rinsers who would be horrified at seeing this kind of inappropriate images.

Plus the Council has no more money to actually fix pot holes.

 

 

 

That's nothing compared to what the blue rinsers who chance into  in the humble hamlet of Borewood are likely to suffer.

 
38 minutes ago, Dr John Dee said:

Well, that may be true in theory, Moonie, but when it comes to earning a quid there's only a certain number of instruments I can keep to hand.

Mmm .... as one who has been the  victim   ..err recipient of your tender ministrations Doctor, I just wonder what said "instruments" they may be.


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