Jump to content

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

 

BTW I'm sure you will all have noted Biffen's extended absence from Dland. Well really I suppose no one GAF!! However, it has not been possible to contact him of late and I hold grave fears!!

  • Quote
    2 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

    BBO and I are different beasts I assure you.  I only aspire to a handful of BBO's proclivities and tendencies. We are as one in our love of the dees though.

    There is strong written evidence that BBO is in fact PD.

    IMO the above comment only strengthens this view.

     

  • Quote
    •  
    3 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Very good Toady. Have you had a personality transplant lately?

    There is no shame in have some real man love for the Frog there Mr Moon.

    After all we both love to eat bananas and support the once mighty Dees!

  • Quote
    3 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    There is strong written evidence that BBO is in fact PD.

    IMO the above comment only strengthens this view.

     

    BBO, do we both have to appear in the same room to dispel this particular myth??? If so you will have to buy me a drink too.

  • Quote

    A banana daiquiri will be fine. 

  • Quote
    • Like 2
    18 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Surely Earl Hood, your circumstances are not so reduced that you cannot afford a new cook?

    BBO For the record I don't have a cook, I have a three hat chief and it was his day off but that is irrelevant in this case. I am experimenting with guava paste to see how I can market this new taste sensation from the Carribean! On My recent trade mission to aid Cuba I thought I signed off on regular consignments of Cuban bananas, but the paperwork was in Spanish and I may have confused things somewhat. Anyway I am now receiving container loads of guava paste instead from the Communists. Who would have thought they would be so efficient? 

    In response I am working on guava paste coffee at this point in time and I am also in fruitful discussions with Swisse multivitamins as I am sure my regular intake of guava paste recently has improved my backhand. That could be a big seller! 

  • Quote
    • Like 2

    Back home to discover the young ferrets have been remiss in not maintaining the banana stocks. Off to shops soon to correct the situation.

    And wtf is going on with Avo's ?? 

  • Quote
    •  
    10 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Back home to discover the young ferrets have been remiss in not maintaining the banana stocks. Off to shops soon to correct the situation.

    And wtf is going on with Avo's ?? 

    Welcome back to the real world bb. Avo's are in short supply however there are plenty of Bananas

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Author

    When is the next training session in Melbourne? Presume it's after the tennis has finished.

  • Quote

    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    When is the next training session in Melbourne? Presume it's after the tennis has finished.

    Good question nothing on MFC site.

  • Quote

    I am off across the ditch on Friday Looking forward to trying their South American bananas.

    Not much happening at present still only a few days and Tennis will be finished and then footy will back at the top of the media pops again.

    Edited by old dee

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    On 1/25/2016 at 9:09 AM, Redleg said:

    When is the next training session in Melbourne? Presume it's after the tennis has finished.

    They were training on Gosch's Paddock when I rode past this morning ... 

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    On 1/25/2016 at 9:06 PM, Earl Hood said:

    BBO For the record I don't have a cook, I have a three hat chief and it was his day off but that is irrelevant in this case. I am experimenting with guava paste to see how I can market this new taste sensation from the Carribean! On My recent trade mission to aid Cuba I thought I signed off on regular consignments of Cuban bananas, but the paperwork was in Spanish and I may have confused things somewhat. Anyway I am now receiving container loads of guava paste instead from the Communists. Who would have thought they would be so efficient? 

    In response I am working on guava paste coffee at this point in time and I am also in fruitful discussions with Swisse multivitamins as I am sure my regular intake of guava paste recently has improved my backhand. That could be a big seller! 

    Perhaps you may be restricting yourself looking only only at culinary use.

    As suggested Im sure there are some healing properties that the gullible/expert specialist Essendon football club people could explore, and of course the confusion with paperwork suits  their administrative model perfectly. 

    alternatively you may find there is a market as a new age digital lubrication device a suitably vague term that can attract folk from our diminishing manufacturing industries,  motoring enthusiasts or the sex industry. Or perhaps it can be  perceived by some as worthy of a grant as part of our innovation nation capacity to re-engineer.

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    On 1/25/2016 at 10:32 AM, old dee said:

    Good question nothing on MFC site.

    There is now: 

    Friday 29 January - Casey Fields - 9:30am
    Monday 1 February - Gosch's Paddock - 1:45pm
     

  • Quote

    2 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    There is now: 

    Friday 29 January - Casey Fields - 9:30am
    Monday 1 February - Gosch's Paddock - 1:45pm
     

    I will be in NZ both of those dates R and B but thank you anyway.

    If there is a session on Friday 5th I might go along.

  • Quote
    Just now, old dee said:

    I will be in NZ both of those dates R and B but thank you anyway.

    If there is a session on Friday 5th I might go along.

    Gadabout! Are you getting a bootload of cheap bananas? :lol::)

  • Quote
    5 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Gadabout! Are you getting a bootload of cheap bananas? :lol::)

    No scouting for Avos!

  • Quote
    • Like 2

    Schools back soon ?

    Hope so :rolleyes:

  • Quote

    Now listen everybody while there is a quiet moment. I have it on very good authority ( a tradey I frequently employ who is shagging one of Earl Hood's maids). Apparently everyone in the Earl's household is walking on eggshells. The Earl is beside himself that he did not get a sniff in the Australia Day Awards. Now I'm sure he will crack tough. but this combined with the reversals from his Cuban adventure could push him over the edge.

    We all know what the aristocracy (tories)  can do in these circumstances! Fishnet stockings, garter belt, a rope and hope for a happy ending!!!

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Now listen everybody while there is a quiet moment. I have it on very good authority ( a tradey I frequently employ who is shagging one of Earl Hood's maids). Apparently everyone in the Earl's household is walking on eggshells. The Earl is beside himself that he did not get a sniff in the Australia Day Awards. Now I'm sure he will crack tough. but this combined with the reversals from his Cuban adventure could push him over the edge.

    We all know what the aristocracy (tories)  can do in these circumstances! Fishnet stockings, garter belt, a rope and hope for a happy ending!!!

    would that be the filipino maid well known for her skills in asphyxiophilia. maybe you should warn the tradey (assuming he hasn't finished your job yet)

  • Quote
    30 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Now listen everybody while there is a quiet moment. I have it on very good authority ( a tradey I frequently employ who is shagging one of Earl Hood's maids). Apparently everyone in the Earl's household is walking on eggshells. The Earl is beside himself that he did not get a sniff in the Australia Day Awards. Now I'm sure he will crack tough. but this combined with the reversals from his Cuban adventure could push him over the edge.

    We all know what the aristocracy (tories)  can do in these circumstances! Fishnet stockings, garter belt, a rope and hope for a happy ending!!!

    Worked for Alexander Downer!

  • Quote

    and our own Billy Sneden

  • Quote
    • Like 1
     
    • Author
    10 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    They were training on Gosch's Paddock when I rode past this morning ... 

    Nice horse?

  • Quote
    48 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    would that be the filipino maid well known for her skills in asphyxiophilia. maybe you should warn the tradey (assuming he hasn't finished your job yet)

     

    45 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Worked for Alexander Downer!

     

    34 minutes ago, special robert said:

    and our own Billy Sneden

    What a grubby lot you are!! I am trying to support our good friend the Earl and this smutty and thoughless response is all I get. Disgraceful!!

    And positively no Special ... you cannot ride in the Merc!!

  • Quote

    • Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
    Reply to this topic...
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • PODCAST: Essendon

      The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on Monday, 14th April @ the all new time of 8:00pm. Join Binman, George & I as we dissect another Demons loss at Kardinia Park to the Cats in the Round 04. Your questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show. If you would like to leave us a voicemail please call 03 9016 3666 and don't worry no body answers so you don't have to talk to a human.

      • 14 replies
      Demonland
      Demonland

    • PREGAME: Fremantle

      The Demons return home to the MCG in search of their first win for the 2025 Premiership season when they take on the Fremantle Dockers on Saturday afternoon. Who comes in and who goes out?

      • 40 replies
      Demonland
      Demonland

    • VOTES: Essendon

      Max Gawn leads the Demonland Player of the Year ahead of Clayton Oliver, Christian Petracca, Kade Chandler and Jake Bowey. Your votes please. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 & 1.

      • 20 replies
      Demonland
      Demonland

    • POSTGAME: Essendon

      Despite a spirited third quarter surge, the Demons have slumped to their worst start to a season since 2012, remaining winless and second last on the ladder after a 39-point defeat to Essendon at Adelaide Oval in Gather Round.

        • Like
      • 230 replies
      Demonland
      Demonland

    • GAMEDAY: Essendon

      It’s Game Day, and the Demons are staring down the barrel of an 0-5 start for the first time since 2012 as they take on Essendon at Adelaide Oval for Gather Round. In that forgettable season, Melbourne finally broke their drought by toppling the Bombers. Can lightning strike twice? Will the Dees turn their nightmare start around and breathe life back into 2025?

        • Sad
        • Haha
        • Love
        • Like
      • 723 replies
      Demonland
      Demonland

    • PREVIEW: Essendon

      As the focus of the AFL moves exclusively to South Australia for Gather Round, the question is raised as to what are we going to get from the  Melbourne Football Club this weekend? Will it be a repeat of the slop fest of the last three weeks that have seen the team score a measly 174 points and concede 310 or will a return to the City of Churches and the scene where they performed at their best in 2024 act as a wakeup call and bring them out of their early season reverie?  Or will the sleepy Dees treat their fans to a reenactment of their lazy effort from the first Gather Round of two years ago when they allowed the Bombers to trample all over them on a soggy and wet Adelaide Oval? The two examples from above tell us how fickle form can be in football. Last year, a committed group of players turned up in Adelaide with a businesslike mindset. They had a plan, went in confidently and hard for the football and kicked winning scores against both home teams in a difficult environment for visitors. And they repeated that sort of effort later in the season when they played Essendon at the MCG.

      • 0 replies
      Demonland
      Demonland
    View All