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I did rent out the Bentley to a Mr Hammond last year for tax purposes while I was visiting the old country. I believe he did tour up north while I was away. It did come back somewhat the worse for wear now you mention it.

Presumably you weren't able to rent his for your stay? And how was the room at Buck House?

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Presumably you weren't able to rent his for your stay? And how was the room at Buck House?

No not Buckingham Palace, Frogmore House actually. I am not one to get above my station! I just wish others understood theirs.

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Correct me if I am wrong but as Melbourne supporters we are all clearly from the upper classes?

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No not Buckingham Palace, Frogmore House actually. I am not one to get above my station! I just wish others understood theirs.

I don't suppose you saw any Demon Frogs while you were there?

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No not Buckingham Palace, Frogmore House actually. I am not one to get above my station! I just wish others understood theirs.

Well put Sir! Biffen continually attempts to rise above his his level of usefulness . Pathetic really. He is a pimp and should be happy with that station. Why do these fellows think they can rise above their prescribed lot? Moonshadow is another example. We should simply ignore these Buffoons . We are too generous.

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Correct me if I am wrong but as Melbourne supporters we are all clearly from the upper classes?

DF there was a time, when attending MFC home games and watching from the comfort of the second level of the Members Stand, I would have agreed with your comment but since joining Demonland that illusion has been well and truly shattered. How can I say this politely I have come to appreciate that MFC supporters form a very broad church where not all are as couth as others.

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Well put Sir! Biffen continually attempts to rise above his his level of usefulness . Pathetic really. He is a pimp and should be happy with that station. Why do these fellows think they can rise above their prescribed lot? Moonshadow is another example. We should simply ignore these Buffoons . We are too generous.

I find it very difficult to respect the opinion of a 'man' claiming to be above my level when he cannot even use the space bar on his keyboard at the appropriate moment. Two finger typing must be tough at the top, or even left hand typing when that is the only one not currently occupied elsewhere.

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I find it very difficult to respect the opinion of a 'man' claiming to be above my level when he cannot even use the space bar on his keyboard at the appropriate moment. Two finger typing must be tough at the top, or even left hand typing when that is the only one not currently occupied elsewhere.

moonie, think he gets one of his alpaca pa's to type his posts, him being an inbred upperclass and fully dyslexic

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moonie, think he gets one of his alpaca pa's to type his posts, him being an inbred upperclass and fully dyslexic

So it comes to this!! dc highlights dyslexia but ,curiously, makes no mention of dementia, which he relies upon to fulfill his disgusting shagging needs! Hypo bloody crite!

PS And don't think I've finished with you either Moonie.

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moonie, think he gets one of his alpaca pa's to type his posts, him being an inbred upperclass and fully dyslexic

Is that like being fully sick?

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So it comes to this!! dc highlights dyslexia but ,curiously, makes no mention of dementia, which he relies upon to fulfill his disgusting shagging needs! Hypo bloody crite!

PS And don't think I've finished with you either Moonie.

Lucky for you pressing the space bar on your keyboard more times than needed wont give the fingers blisters. You've got enough of those from other websites you frequent. Edited by Moonshadow
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Lucky for you pressing the space bar on your keyboard more times than needed wont give the fingers blisters. You've got enough of those from other websites you frequent.

you're in fine form tonight, moonie. the pathetic to$$er with his fancy airs and graces deserves all he gets :blink::lol:

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DF there was a time, when attending MFC home games and watching from the comfort of the second level of the Members Stand, I would have agreed with your comment but since joining Demonland that illusion has been well and truly shattered. How can I say this politely I have come to appreciate that MFC supporters form a very broad church where not all are as couth as others.

I am presently in the orient and have been trying to watch the game from the British Club. Do you know the blighters wouldn't change the channel. Now that is uncouth.

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I am presently in the orient and have been trying to watch the game from the British Club. Do you know the blighters wouldn't change the channel. Now that is uncouth.

Drop your dacks and sing the national anthem,that normally clears the room for you.

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DF there was a time, when attending MFC home games and watching from the comfort of the second level of the Members Stand, I would have agreed with your comment but since joining Demonland that illusion has been well and truly shattered. How can I say this politely I have come to appreciate that MFC supporters form a very broad church where not all are as couth as others.

Have you seen the behaviour of the members of other clubs?

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Nice fine day and we have gone very small, not sure why.

Lets all agree to at least one thing.

TODAY never existed.

On a brighter note I have 2 x Mad Max 3D tickets for tomorrow afternoon.

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Lets all agree to at least one thing.

TODAY never existed.

On a brighter note I have 2 x Mad Max 3D tickets for tomorrow afternoon.

Going to take the missus,or the tadpole next door?

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I presume it's a non talk version Fl og. You just look at the pictures.

Goes to eat the bugs that get attracted to the screen.

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