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when you try to upload bbo check the following

computer is plugged in to power and turned on

mouse and computer are connected to computer

and most importantly monitor is connected to both computer and power point

hope this helps

see, i'm a sucker for someone in distress

Too much for Bitty to cope with dc. One step per post please.

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Finally,if DCs advice doesn't work then put everything back in the box and take it back to the shop and tell them you want your money back because you are too provincial to own a computer.wear your alpaca inseminating hat for extra effect.

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Well that's what I would expect from Borewood. BTW your comment about hayseeds and emesis did not go unnoticed.

Anyway, I'll ask Stuie for IT advice.

if it's a commodore-64 you might ask lordweaver to say a prayer for it

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Finally,if DCs advice doesn't work then put everything back in the box and take it back to the shop and tell them you want your money back because you are too provincial to own a computer.wear your alpaca inseminating hat for extra effect.

You mean he wears a hat whilst doing that to alpacas? Tasteless.


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Speaking of the blowtorch, wouldn't mind the Swans bouncing back against the Pies this week.

Would love to see the Pies remain on the bottom after two rounds....

Call me old school, but for mine there is never a bad day for a Collingwood loss :blink:

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How are you tonight old school?

Very well, fellow ancient scholar. And yourself? :blink:

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School ! Roos is getting to you all, with his talk of re educating the team.

It is clear that they need to learn, isn't it? :blink:

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Please GOD can we beat Collingwood in 2014

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Please GODS can you punish Bitty and Moonie for all the bad things they do and say.

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Anyone got any sandwich fillings combining Banana and .... ?

Feel the need to explore the culinary world of bananas for lunch again today.

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Forget it DF you are stuck in the real world of 2014

You got to give me at lest this dream OD as everything else has been taken away after the first quarter last Saturday.


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Anyone got any sandwich fillings combining Banana and .... ?

Feel the need to explore the culinary world of bananas for lunch again today.

Sorry OD no Bananas until we win a game.

We must all show our support for our team.

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Sorry OD no Bananas until we win a game.

We must all show our support for our team.

You know what you can do with the suggestion DF

No chance I am going without bananas today let alone waiting till 2015.

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Had an acai berry smoothie yesterday. They are meant to be really healthy. Funny, I still feel sh-thouse.

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You know what you can do with the suggestion DF

No chance I am going without bananas today let alone waiting till 2015.

So I should not tell you about the expected Banana shortage then.

They recruited Farmer Roos to ensure there is a good supply.

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Had a Banana , Date and sultana sandwich today.

It was ok but a level down from Banana and P Nut butter

Obviously there are no suggestions from the gallery so I will have to plough on unaided

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Had a Banana , Date and sultana sandwich today.

It was ok but a level down from Banana and P Nut butter

Obviously there are no suggestions from the gallery so I will have to plough on unaided

Don't like the taste of dates. The non human kind of course.

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Don't like the taste of dates. The non human kind of course.

I part company with you there, Redleg. Dates are a good snack, and date scones even better ...

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