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Caps are not hats.

Mind you, talking about stuff you borrow from the missus, I must say the dress you wore at lunchtime on Wednesday was quite captivating.

Ha Ha. That brings back memories Whispering. I worked with a bloke for 5 years, then he told me he was really a woman. His missus let him dress up in her clothes provided he didn't do it in front of the kids!

 

Believe it or not most came from my father and are only stored in the grey matter.

They are probably going to fade with me R and B.

You could preserve them for posterity OD!

You could preserve them for posterity OD!

Are they all that important Akum?

I doubt it .

 

OD, can I borrow your book of similes? You seem to have an endless supply of them .. :blink:

I realize people will call me a pretentious snot or pedant (truish) R&B, but that is a metaphor.

I realize people will call me a pretentious snot or pedant (truish) R&B, but that is a metaphor.

Good evening "pretentious snot" how are you?


Good evening "pretentious snot" how are you?

Not bad OD, thanks. Watching the cricket. My computer has had a couple of antibiotic shots but must go to hospital tomorrow. Full of Malware and other shite.

Not bad OD, thanks. Watching the cricket. My computer has had a couple of antibiotic shots but must go to hospital tomorrow. Full of Malware and other shite.

Ahh the joys of the electronic world Bbo

Ahh the joys of the electronic world Bbo

As they say ... to err is human, but to really stuff things up you need a computer.

 
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I am doing my anti rain dance pointed towards South Africa.

I am doing my anti rain dance pointed towards South Africa.

Hope it works better than your "win " dance for the Dees over the last two years.


I am doing my anti rain dance pointed towards South Africa.

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Love your foot wear Red

I realize people will call me a pretentious snot or pedant (truish) R&B, but that is a metaphor.

Good morning "pretentious snot or pedant (truish)" :lol: Given the way you jumped on that like Chunk on a loose ball, one would have to presume you are a professional ... (eg English teacher) :blink: Certainly seems more to you than alpaca wrangling ...

Believe it or not most came from my father and are only stored in the grey matter.

They are probably going to fade with me R and B.

They will live forever on this thread, OD ... There are worse ideas than a website entitled "The Wisdom of Old Dee" :blink:

Good morning "pretentious snot or pedant (truish)" :lol: Given the way you jumped on that like Chunk on a loose ball, one would have to presume you are a professional ... (eg English teacher) :blink:Certainly seems more to you than alpaca wrangling ...

Very close to the mark R & B I suggest.

Good morning "pretentious snot or pedant (truish)" :lol: Given the way you jumped on that like Chunk on a loose ball, one would have to presume you are a professional ... (eg English teacher) :blink: Certainly seems more to you than alpaca wrangling ...

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SAVE SHANNON BYRNES FAN CLUB

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For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction

The very mention of that name makes me feel ill.

Come off it - what do you say when someone has a similar refrain about Jake Spencer?

Come off it - what do you say when someone has a similar refrain about Jake Spencer?

One has a future the other does not.

Also I don't think I have jumped into support for Spencer every time someone makes a negative remark.

I like the kid and consider him the best Ruckman we have at present.

However I don't ever remember saying he is god's gift to the ruck game.

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The very mention of that name makes me feel ill.

So I can sign new up as a member of the Fan Club then?

It was funny but I too scared to ask how you found it LOL

 

It was funny but I too scared to ask how you found it LOL

i'll let you know df when you get the courage to ask - LOL


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