The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

I think in 30 years we will be saying the same thing about reality TV shows - biggest losers, master chit, big boring brother, the blockheads......

Actually, in 30 yrs time I may not be thinking much at all, perhaps not thinking at all.......

So nothing will change.

did you know

a dolphin's brain is 25% bigger than a human's

einstein's brain was 10% smaller than the average brain

bbo's brain is smaller than an alpaca's

Than an alpaca's what?

Edited February 13, 2014 by Bitter but optimistic

[daisycutter 29,603]

So nothing will change.

Than an alpaca's what?

i can see you are not just technologically stunted

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

i can see you are not just technologically stunted

BTW Dc. I am going to have a "procedure" in a few weeks. Does one ever fully recover from the deaded Brazillian? Indeed does one want to?

[daisycutter 29,603]

BTW Dc. I am going to have a "procedure" in a few weeks. Does one ever fully recover from the deaded Brazillian? Indeed does one want to?

what's the procedure bbo?

the dreaded brazilian is a doodle (so to speak)

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

Like you, it's a ticker job. Entry via the nether regions. To save me money Biffen is going to supply the anaesthetics.

However, re the Brazilian - I have a pubic public to please so aesthetics are important.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,083]

Like you, it's a ticker job. Entry via the nether regions. To save me money Biffen is going to supply the anaesthetics.

However, re the Brazilian - I have a pubic public to please so aesthetics are important.

Hope it all goes well. But if the anaesthetic is Grunters whatsit, then you may need to allow time to recover from that as well ...

Edited February 13, 2014 by Red and Bluebeard

[daisycutter 29,603]

Like you, it's a ticker job. Entry via the nether regions. To save me money Biffen is going to supply the anaesthetics.

However, re the Brazilian - I have a pubic public to please so aesthetics are important.

hmm access via the nether lands. looks like you don't join the zipper club then, pity

the bad news is it takes months to grow back to full luxuriance so your public appearances will be limited

just get a quote first from biffo as i don't think he will be accepted by medibank private since his disbarment for unethical practices

the good news is the lads will be able to visit and bring some of the neighbour's wine if you are lucky

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

Hope it all goes well. But if the anaesthetic is Grunters whatsit, then you may need to allow time to recover from that as well ...

Yes, Biffen does produce a variety of substances in his labs - quality control is an issue.

hmm access via the nether lands. looks like you don't join the zipper club then, pity

the bad news is it takes months to grow back to full luxuriance so your public appearances will be limited

just get a quote first from biffo as i don't think he will be accepted by medibank private since his disbarment for unethical practices

the good news is the lads will be able to visit and bring some of the neighbour's wine if you are lucky

Well i'll improvise if necessary.

[dee-luded 2,959]

BTW Dc. I am going to have a "procedure" in a few weeks. Does one ever fully recover from the deaded Brazillian? Indeed does one want to?

Well if its cut by the Brazilian hairdresser that handled this >

you could be in a spot

[dee-luded 2,959]

Like you, it's a ticker job. Entry via the nether regions. To save me money Biffen is going to supply the anaesthetics.

However, re the Brazilian - I have a pubic public to please so aesthetics are important.

Not so, down @ Daisy's club; downtown 113 Wellington Street, Collingwood,

you'll probably walk straight in, but you may come out a bit in-different. leather saddles are preferred.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

You're worrying me dee-luded!

[dee-luded 2,959]

You're worrying me dee-luded!

HaHa oh my goodness. have no fear Bbo, I'm not into Lama's, & definately not male lama's anyway. but daisy, not so shaw.

[daisycutter 29,603]

Yes, Biffen does produce a variety of substances in his labs - quality control is an issue.

Well i'll improvise if necessary.

I'm guessing you are getting stents then?

[Moonshadow 17,675]

Like you, it's a ticker job. Entry via the nether regions. To save me money Biffen is going to supply the anaesthetics.

However, re the Brazilian - I have a pubic public to please so aesthetics are important.

Rumour has it Bitty they are in search of your 'ticker' and are looking in the gonad region to find it.

Have you considered a merkin? What am I saying, of course you have. Probably have a display cabinet at home full of them.

Edited February 13, 2014 by Moonshadow

[daisycutter 29,603]

Rumour has it Bitty they are in search of your 'ticker' and are looking in the gonad region to find it.

or maybe looking for his second brain (it's known to have a mind of its own)?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,218]

I been risking life and limb over the last few and selflessly loving my neighbour and all you two pratts can do is make light of an upcoming dangerous situation. Have you no compassion? You should be ashamed.

Even that least compassionate of people (aka Biffen) is helping me out.

Anyway I'm now emotionally drained and retiring for the evening.

[Moonshadow 17,675]

I been risking life and limb over the last few and selflessly loving my neighbour and all you two pratts can do is make light of an upcoming dangerous situation. Have you no compassion? You should be ashamed.

Even that least compassionate of people (aka Biffen) is helping me out.

Anyway I'm now emotionally drained and retiring for the evening.

HTFU old fella. Or is that what you are retiring to do?

[dee-luded 2,959]

Rumour has it Bitty they are in search of your 'ticker' and are looking in the gonad region to find it.

Have you considered a merkin? What am I saying, of course you have. Probably have a display cabinet at home full of them.

LoL, that'd be right merino alpaca merkins for those cold winter nights.

[daisycutter 29,603]

I been risking life and limb over the last few and selflessly loving my neighbour and all you two pratts can do is make light of an upcoming dangerous situation. Have you no compassion? You should be ashamed.

Even that least compassionate of people (aka Biffen) is helping me out.

Anyway I'm now emotionally drained and retiring for the evening.

just remember that for the next two weeks you are not to get excitable and to stay substance free

[Biffen 12,940]

Best of luck Bbo.i can help you numb the pain with moral support but it would be unethical to supply you with the muck I [censored] at the Gat.

My suggestion is for you to lie forward and think of Austria.

They say the way to a mans heart is through his stomach but this seems like alternative medicine to me.Is it a sterile dungeon at least?

[daisycutter 29,603]

Best of luck Bbo.i can help you numb the pain with moral support but it would be unethical to supply you with the muck I [censored] at the Gat.

My suggestion is for you to lie forward and think of Austria.

They say the way to a mans heart is through his stomach but this seems like alternative medicine to me.Is it a sterile dungeon at least?

i'm sure his jesuit training will ensure he doesn't need any pain relief biffo. dare i say he will probably relish it

[old dee 23,777]

There are occasions when this thread leaves me total confused. Today is one of them.

[daisycutter 29,603]

There are occasions when this thread leaves me total confused. Today is one of them.

bit like the colin sylvia thread od?

[Redleg 40,817]

There are occasions when this thread leaves me total confused. Today is one of them.

Take a few banana lollies, whip up a banana smoothie and have a lie down, you will be right by game time.

[old dee 23,777]

Take a few banana lollies, whip up a banana smoothie and have a lie down, you will be right by game time.

On the way to Springsteen concert, as I type Redleg.

You will have to cheer for me.

Good luck we can do with a bit in 2014.

Win would be really nice but I have zero confidence.

In fact if you can have less than zero ( sure you cannot) then I have it.