The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Redleg 41,421]

Is today Groundhog Day?

I'll ask Bill Murray.

[Moonshadow 17,677]

That was my sister Moon. I posted that pic offering you a date. Now she's hurt because you didn't respond. You are a thoughtless [censored]!

Not for me, Bitter. It would be a brave man to go down that path.

[beelzebub 23,382]

I'll ask Bill Murray.

yeah...but tomorrow !!

[DemonFrog 1,356]

OMG Bill Murray is the new MFC coach!

[beelzebub 23,382]

OMG Bill Murray is the new MFC coach!

Keep in mind his systematically plugged away , refining the process and building his base and he eventually got his girl and his perfect new life.

Where do we find Bill ??

[DemonFrog 1,356]

Keep in mind his systematically plugged away , refining the process and building his base and he eventually got his girl and his perfect new life.

Where do we find Bill ??

OMG Big Mistake!

He been arrested for drugs so he must be the new Messendon Coach!

[beelzebub 23,382]

OMG Big Mistake!

He been arrested for drugs so he must be the new Messendon Coach!

The only reality ( that anyone else will have to know ) is the last day when he wakes.

[DemonFrog 1,356]

The only reality ( that anyone else will have to know ) is the last day when he wakes.

But does mean the 2013 AFL season will never end?

OMG I hope NOT!

[beelzebub 23,382]

But does that the 2013 AFL season will never end?

OMG I hope NOT!

no no no ....the alarms goes, Sonny and Cher... its a brand new season 2014 !!

[Redleg 41,421]

no no no ....the alarms goes, Sonny and Cher... its a brand new season 2014 !!

First game. Coach not getting on with players. Star players injured and unavailable. Admin being attacked. Board being attacked. Supporters fighting over which board is/was better. Tanking inquiry reopened. Drugs inquiry still proceeding. New inquiry threatened on whether Ivor Warne Smith in 1925 was a registered player and whether MFC stole their song from a USA show and breached copyright 50 years ago. New CEO Kevin Rudd has his hands full.

Alarm goes again ...

[jazza 1,323]

First game. Coach not getting on with players. Star players injured and unavailable. Admin being attacked. Board being attacked. Supporters fighting over which board is/was better. Tanking inquiry reopened. Drugs inquiry still proceeding. New inquiry threatened on whether Ivor Warne Smith in 1925 was a registered player and whether MFC stole their song from a USA show and breached copyright 50 years ago. New CEO Kevin Rudd has his hands full.

Alarm goes again ...

you forgot the new JW thread starts 2 minutes after siren

bugler thrown out of game

some players were seen not wearing cs jackets

[old dee 23,871]

you forgot the new JW thread starts 2 minutes after siren

bugler thrown out of game

some players were seen not wearing cs jackets

Sack the ones that were I say!

[Redleg 41,421]

Alarm goes again ...

Supporters arguing over whether Junior was forced to retire too early. Prendergast bashing continues. CS and CC bashing conitnues. Roos not sure at the moment if he will coach at some stage. Roos still refusing to move to Brisbane. MFC told by AFL that they won't get a friday game but that they can watch other games on TV instead. MFC fixtured in historic first game at the South Pole. MFC players trying to find their missing game plan. Stephen Dank offers great deal on vitamins to the club. Board rejects offer after a close vote after a 6 hour meeting on the issue. AFL says MFC in line for a PP, if they win less than 3 games for the next 10 years, other clubs up in arms, as 2023 draft rumoured to be a weak one. MFC first club to recruit a pygmy from Africa to play small forward.

[old dee 23,871]

Alarm goes again ...

Supporters arguing over whether Junior was forced to retire too early. Prendergast bashing continues. CS and CC bashing conitnues. Roos not sure at the moment if he will coach at some stage. Roos still refusing to move to Brisbane. MFC told by AFL that they won't get a friday game but that they can watch other games on TV instead. MFC fixtured in historic first game at the South Pole. MFC players trying to find their missing game plan. Stephen Dank offers great deal on vitamins to the club. Board rejects offer after a close vote after a 6 hour meeting on the issue. AFL says MFC in line for a PP, if they win less than 3 games for the next 10 years, other clubs up in arms, as 2023 draft rumoured to be a weak one. MFC first club to recruit a pygmy from Africa to play small forward.

Gee Redleg time to take a breath and have a banana!

[Redleg 41,421]

Gee Redleg time to take a breath and have a banana!

And alarm goes ...

Banana smoothie in fridge curdling. Back page of Herald Sun, MFC involved in new scandal. Allegation that Ron Barassi was zoned to the future club GWS and all premierships won after Ron started playing and before as well, will be stripped from the club. AD declares this has brought the game into disrepute and all Melbourne players will be given to GWS.

[old dee 23,871]

And alarm goes ...

Banana smoothie in fridge curdling. Back page of Herald Sun, MFC involved in new scandal. Allegation that Ron Barassi was zoned to the future club GWS and all premierships won after Ron started playing and before as well, will be stripped from the club. AD declares this has brought the game into disrepute and all Melbourne players will be given to GWS.

Now there is the first bit of good news!

[old dee 23,871]

Times are obviously tough at the Demons Shop.

Just got an email Offering 60% discounts and no postage if order over $150.

[spirit of norm smith 16,587]

Times are obviously tough at the Demons Shop.Just got an email Offering 60% discounts and no postage if order over $150.

Why not just "any reasonable offer" to be considered...

[old dee 23,871]

Why not just "any reasonable offer" to be considered...

Not sure there would still be any takers mate.

[Redleg 41,421]

Do you think if I suggested that Byrnes retire, it could create a firestorm like the Junior one?

IMO Byrnes should have played his last game for the club. I would have no problem with him playing for Casey as long as he was off our list. Maybe a playing assistant coach role for Casey.

[old dee 23,871]

Do you think if I suggested that Byrnes retire, it could create a firestorm like the Junior one?

IMO Byrnes should have played his last game for the club. I would have no problem with him playing for Casey as long as he was off our list. Maybe a playing assistant coach role for Casey.

I agree Redleg and no fire storm from me or anyone else I believe.

Why do I have the feeling we are Superannuation.

[beelzebub 23,382]

Do you think if I suggested that Byrnes retire, it could create a firestorm like the Junior one?

IMO Byrnes should have played his last game for the club. I would have no problem with him playing for Casey as long as he was off our list. Maybe a playing assistant coach role for Casey.

he can take the train all the way to pakenham for all I care !!

[DemonFrog 1,356]

Times are obviously tough at the Demons Shop.

Just got an email Offering 60% discounts and no postage if order over $150.

Dam I spent over $300 there a few months ago.

[beelzebub 23,382]

2:1

[Bitter but optimistic 22,246]

Not for me, Bitter. It would be a brave man to go down that path.

Wel i hope you learn the pain of rejection when you are sad and lonely Moon. I'll ask Lordweaver to pray for you.

Anyway have another look. Are you sure?