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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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7 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Spot on OD!

ย I could be having the sh*ttiest day ever where everything seems to go wrong but I know Iโ€™ll sleep well that night safe and happy in the knowledge that Essendon is a basket case. And likely will be for quite some time. ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿผย 
Is โ€œforeverโ€ asking to much. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Probably!

ย 
Just now, old dee said:

Probably!

Youโ€™re right. But a gal can always dream.ย 

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4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Spot on OD!

ย I could be having the sh*ttiest day ever where everything seems to go wrong but I know Iโ€™ll sleep well that night safe and happy in the knowledge that Essendon is a basket case. And likely will be for quite some time. ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿผย 
Is โ€œforeverโ€ asking to much. ๐Ÿ˜‚

The president should resign now and a former President seems to be arguing for it to happen.

ย 
5 minutes ago, Redleg said:

The president should resign now and a former President seems to be arguing for it to happen.

There doesnโ€™t appear to be a single intelligent being among the ranks.

Sheedy began to lose his marbles many years ago and now heโ€™s a big olโ€™ bursting at the seams bag of crazy ready to explode ย 

Itโ€™s a sheer joy to behold.

Long may it continue!

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5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

There doesnโ€™t appear to be a single intelligent being among the ranks.

Sheedy began to lose his marbles many years ago and now heโ€™s a big olโ€™ bursting at the seams bag of crazy ready to explode ย 

Itโ€™s a sheer joy to behold.

Long may it continue!

Amen sister.


9 hours ago, old dee said:

The decade of debacles continues at Essendrug! ย You have to wonder โ€œwhat were they thinkingโ€ in this last episode.ย 
I am wondering what they can possible do to top the last couple of days.

I have confidence they will come up with something.ย 

What have I missed OD? Please tell me some good news about the Drugs and Thugs. May they be Losers for many years to come LOL ๐Ÿ˜†ย 

7 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

What have I missed OD? Please tell me some good news about the Drugs and Thugs. May they be Losers for many years to come LOL ๐Ÿ˜†ย 

Hey Frog, how's it going?

I read your recent post about your electric wheelchair. You know if I was in Westralia , I'd let the tyres down!

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18 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Hey Frog, how's it going?

I read your recent post about your electric wheelchair. You know if I was in Westralia , I'd let the tyres down!

I heard your maid was sniffing around Froggyโ€™s lily pond.

Maybe just distributing some of your Romsey wine casks to the less affluent, or is that effluent.

ย 

Does anyone know if that tall kid from SA with the funny name is going to get drafted?

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34 minutes ago, Chelly said:

Does anyone know if that tall kid from SA with the funny name is going to get drafted?

Not by us, we are only using 2 selections apparently.


On 10/5/2022 at 4:44 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Hey Frog, how's it going?

I read your recent post about your electric wheelchair. You know if I was in Westralia , I'd let the tyres down!

I am still going thanks for asking ๐Ÿ™‚ I only use my wheelchair when I need to walk ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ long distances. As I will tend to be less stable on my feet. It also protects me from being knocked down by other people. Unfortunately my stroke has left me with some permanent issues.

It was a great day at the WAFL Grand Final. We won 1 and lost 2 games that day. Colts Lost by 2 points, Reserves Lost by 6 points and the League side Won by 12 points. It would have been out of this world ๐ŸŒŽ if we won all three games, but we do like to share.

Well if you do make over here, let me know so I can carry a wheel pump LOL ๐Ÿ˜†ย 

On 10/6/2022 at 2:32 PM, Redleg said:

I heard your maid was sniffing around Froggyโ€™s lily pond.

Maybe just distributing some of your Romsey wine casks to the less affluent, or is that effluent.

Would it be fair to call that the 'miracle pond'?

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Iโ€™m stunned that nobodyโ€™s questioned a frogโ€™s ability to operate an electronic wheelchair. ๐Ÿค”

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Iโ€™m stunned that nobodyโ€™s questioned a frogโ€™s ability to operate an electronic wheelchair. ๐Ÿค”

You have never meet a Demon loving frog. They are a particularly tough enterprisingย  group.ย 


1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Iโ€™m stunned that nobodyโ€™s questioned a frogโ€™s ability to operate an electronic wheelchair. ๐Ÿค”

Well, if ants can ride seadoos, I'd have full confidence that a frog can operate an electronic wheelchair.

ย 

36 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Well, if ants can ride seadoos, I'd have full confidence that a frog can operate an electronic wheelchair.

ย 

Not a great comparison, Little G. Ants of all living creatures are the ones we humans should be watching carefully since riding seadoos is a mere trifle. Take heedโ€ฆ

in particular, the last couple of seconds of the vidโ€ฆ

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A haunting presage.ย 

Moral of the story; don't let eusocial superorganism insects listen to Rammstein, or operate heavy machinery.

12 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Iโ€™m stunned that nobodyโ€™s questioned a frogโ€™s ability to operate an electronic wheelchair. ๐Ÿค”

I got my P Plate for driving an electric wheelchair โ™ฟ when I was in hospital.ย 


7 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

I got my P Plate for driving an electric wheelchair โ™ฟ when I was in hospital.ย 

Straight to Ps? No L Plate first? You ARE a clever little froggy. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Hope youโ€™re recovering well from your stroke. ๐Ÿ’• And just ignore @Bitter but optimisticwhen he threatens to let your wheelchair tyres down. Heโ€™s actually a big olโ€™ softie who wouldnโ€™t hurt a fly. Although heโ€™s wiped out half your family by treading on em with his size 15 red n blue crocs, which team perfectly with his 7XL red n blue kaftan.

Frog on, Froggy! ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿพย 

9 hours ago, layzie said:

I've never seen one before

An ant riding a seadoo?

40 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

An ant riding a seadoo?

That's right, but I tried to make it sound like it was a thing that existed. Which it does.ย 

ย 

Of course it exists! Youโ€™re just not looking hard enough. Theyโ€™re pretty small, ya know. And they tend to ride those shmick streamlined seadoos which are even smaller. Keep looking Layz. You gotta manifest this [censored].ย 

6 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Straight to Ps? No L Plate first? You ARE a clever little froggy. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Hope youโ€™re recovering well from your stroke. ๐Ÿ’• And just ignore @Bitter but optimisticwhen he threatens to let your wheelchair tyres down. Heโ€™s actually a big olโ€™ softie who wouldnโ€™t hurt a fly. Although heโ€™s wiped out half your family by treading on em with his size 15 red n blue crocs, which team perfectly with his 7XL red n blue kaftan.

Frog on, Froggy! ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿพย 

They only give an L plate to those who need assistance with their wheelchair. Strange system ๐Ÿค” but if you don't have your plate displayed the nurses tell you off and you can't use the wheelchair.ย 

We all know that Uncle Bitters can be a grumpy ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜ก old man without his Morning bottle of red and blue wine ๐Ÿทย 

Everything is going well as another Premiership in 2022 (total won is now 20) has given me a big smile ๐Ÿ˜€ but please don't talk about the AFL until 2023!


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