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Redleg
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14 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

How many bananas is too many?

Too many is not enough!

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    13 hours ago, old dee said:

    You have OD on potassium .

    Have I OD'd OD? O Dear! ??

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    7 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Have I OD'd OD? O Dear! ??

    Penalty for your OD is one year support of MessyDrugs (Essendon). As all OD supporters need to stay together.

    We will miss you but all actions have consequences.

    Once you return to us in 12 months time, you can again enjoy a banana or two under OD’s supervision. We don’t want you to relapse.

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    3 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Penalty for your OD is one year support of MessyDrugs (Essendon). As all OD supporters need to stay together.

    We will miss you but all actions have consequences.

    Once you return to us in 12 months time, you can again enjoy a banana or two under OD’s supervision. We don’t want you to relapse.

    Looks like a sound plan DF. 

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    Bananas for breakfast to celebrate being on top of the ladder. We should send the pretenders (dogs) a bowl of apples for coming second.

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    On 5/27/2021 at 6:36 AM, DemonFrog said:

    Penalty for your OD is one year support of MessyDrugs (Essendon). As all OD supporters need to stay together.

    We will miss you but all actions have consequences.

    Once you return to us in 12 months time, you can again enjoy a banana or two under OD’s supervision. We don’t want you to relapse.

    That is harsh, DF. That sounds more like eternity in the seventh circle of hell ...

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    9 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    That is harsh, DF. That sounds more like eternity in the seventh circle of hell ...

    Would you prefer to Join the Filth?

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    2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Would you prefer to Join the Filth?

    Now there is a comedy for these tough mental times. The lower they sink the better the pick for GWS. I doubt they will be accused of tanking. 

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    28 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Now there is a comedy for these tough mental times. The lower they sink the better the pick for GWS. I doubt they will be accused of tanking. 

    Their true value will also be seen in the end. Bring back Eddie!

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    12 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Would you prefer to Join the Filth?

    DF, you must be in a dark place to even consider such a horrendous thought. You need some penance, I think!

     

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    10 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Their true value will also be seen in the end. Bring back Eddie!

    Eddie who?

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    9 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Eddie who?

    He an annoying Filth supporter who helped sack their last premiership winning coach so he can have FIGJAM run the show.

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    15 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    He an annoying Filth supporter who helped sack their last premiership winning coach so he can have FIGJAM run the show.

    So we should thank him?

     

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    11 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    So we should thank him?

     

    Exactly, we need him back as President. 

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    Well it's holy banana Sunday so here goes...

     

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    Much water has passed under various bridges in the past few years. But you know thing are really getting surreal when we play the filth on QB at the SCG. We can write off last year as a weird aberration on all sort of fronts, but in a vaguely normal year like this one, this coming match will always feel like an asterisk in the historical record.

    Banana smoothie, anyone?

     

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    11 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Much water has passed under various bridges in the past few years. But you know thing are really getting surreal when we play the filth on QB at the SCG. We can write off last year as a weird aberration on all sort of fronts, but in a vaguely normal year like this one, this coming match will always feel like an asterisk in the historical record.

    Banana smoothie, anyone?

     

    Hell yeah! But I’ve run out of bananas again :( 

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    7 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Hell yeah! But I’ve run out of bananas again :( 

    Things really are going to pot!

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    FIGJAM is leaving the Filth after they play us!

    We need more banana smoothies as life is getting better in 2021.

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    FIGJAM is leaving the Filth after they play us!

    We need more banana smoothies as life is getting better in 2021.

    I would prefer they had kept him. The might get someone better. 

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    3 hours ago, old dee said:

    I would prefer they had kept him. The might get someone better. 

    They will be very emotional and probably play out of their skins early.

    If we stay with them, then hopefully our fitness and game style will overpower them later in the game.

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    38 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    They will be very emotional and probably play out of their skins early.

    If we stay with them, then hopefully our fitness and game style will overpower them later in the game.

    I was meaning longer term Mr. leg.

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    4 hours ago, old dee said:

    I would prefer they had kept him. The might get someone better. 

    Don’t worry it Collingwood and their about to have a civil war. Stock up on the banana smoothies and enjoy the carnage, sorry I mean the show.

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    18 hours ago, old dee said:

    I was meaning longer term Mr. leg.

    I know that, I was only discussing Monday’s game.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    I know that, I was only discussing Monday’s game.

    We will win, all that is left is the size of the difference. 

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