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Freekeh in the oven? Do have a dozen Glaetzer Bishop 2009 in the cabinet. You may like?

Have you gargled one of them recently Clint? Another year or two perhaps?

 

Have you gargled one of them recently Clint? Another year or two perhaps?

You're back? That's a quicker dinner than my kelpie can eat. He's probably neater too.

 

Correct OD but in moderate portions.

BTW my form in the gym is progressing admirably. I am becoming quite sveldt.

and the nose grows >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


Don't be such a doubting Gepetto. Anyway sveldt is a relative term.

sveldt might be realtive

but svelte , quite specific....THIN !! ( in a graceful elegant manner )

Don't be such a doubting Gepetto. Anyway sveldt is a relative term.

Is sveldt a Swedish cousin of yours BBO?

Is sveldt a Swedish cousin of yours BBO?

Possibly Volvo Compact ???

 

Have you gargled one of them recently Clint? Another year or two perhaps?

A very nice year. Just a gentle swish around the mouth, a bit more refined than a gargle. I don't brush my teeth with it BBO!

A very nice year. Just a gentle swish around the mouth, a bit more refined than a gargle. I don't brush my teeth with it BBO!

nor would one


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59 and for those who love trade week like I do 7.

Have you no pride in your appearance Jizza? How can a fat balding bloke expect to pull sheillas?

With sofistikation and i also can lick my eyebrows.

59 and for those who love trade week like I do 7.

8 for me

With sofistikation and i also can lick my eyebrows.

Doesn't that make you a frog? :-)

Doesn't that make you a frog? :-)

No,just popular.


No,just popular.

With the ladies

A very nice year. Just a gentle swish around the mouth, a bit more refined than a gargle. I don't brush my teeth with it BBO!

My mistake clit - I was unclear. I wanted to know whether it was drinking well now or needed another one or two years.

Re gargling etc. I tasted a couple recently that I would clean my teeth with.

My mistake clit - I was unclear. I wanted to know whether it was drinking well now or needed another one or two years.

Re gargling etc. I tasted a couple recently that I would clean my teeth with.

Hmmm missed the "n" in my name there. Does that mean I am a ...censored...? Drinking beautifully. I am a now person!


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Well boys, there will be more crap flying on Demonland in the next 3 weeks, than Werribee sees in a year.

Well boys, there will be more crap flying on Demonland in the next 3 weeks, than Werribee sees in a year.

Some would say that is already happening, Redleg ... :blink:

I thought that was what we were all about?

 

By the way BBO you can stick your Barossa reds up your khyber. Heathcote is the way to go!


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