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  On 18/08/2014 at 06:57, old dee said:

I started composing a letter to Peter Jackson this morning at 7.15 am

I am on my fifth version and it is still not working.

Perhaps I should follow Joeboys lead.

How does

"We are Stuffed"

Sound?

how about :

Mr Jackson

Dear Peter,

My observation of our teams list is that we're stuffed. To what extant will the club take measure to rectify this?

yours

A long waiting MFC member.

 
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  On 18/08/2014 at 07:00, beelzebub said:

how about :

Mr Jackson

Dear Peter,

My observation of our teams list is that we're stuffed. To what extant will the club take measure to rectify this?

yours

A long waiting MFC member.

I'd be sending it to Gillon and Evans.

Biffen will no doubt correct me if my usage is incorrect but I do not think that "stuffed" is le mot juste . There is a far more accurate (albeit vulgar) substitute that springs to my mind.

 
  On 18/08/2014 at 08:13, Bitter but optimistic said:

Biffen will no doubt correct me if my usage is incorrect but I do not think that "stuffed" is le mot juste . There is a far more accurate (albeit vulgar) substitute that springs to my mind.

baisée??? Or perhaps... C'est une situation merdique.

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  On 18/08/2014 at 08:49, Bitter but optimistic said:

Stick to your schoolboy toilet humour Moon!

Oui !!! :unsure:

  On 18/08/2014 at 07:12, Redleg said:

I'd be sending it to Gillon and Evans.

I have given up for Monday 18th August.

No matter how hard I try I cannot make it sound anything but Go and get F...

Probably not the best idea so I will try again tomorrow.

 
  On 18/08/2014 at 08:57, old dee said:

I have given up for Monday 18th August.

No matter how hard I try I cannot make it sound anything but Go and get F...

Probably not the best idea so I will try again tomorrow.

No don't stop OD. You have just got it right!

Dear Gillon and that other bloke you hang around with (Ewans, or something like that),

Last year I told your predecessor that we were stuffed. He didn't agree, but to be fair on him he was on a lot of junkets at the time and it's hard for us blokes to multi-task and/or think abut problems that are so so far away. He said we had Paul Roos now so therefore we weren't stuffed.

But now Paul himself has come out publicly and said we're stuffed. Further to that, Joey-Boy from Demonland has come out and declared that we're stuffed - actually verbatim it was "we are stuffed" because all Joey-boy communiques are delivered in 3-words. Redleg also says we're stuffed. So that (including myself) brings the four-horsemen together - to prevent the apocalypse happening could we please have a fireside chat post haste about how you can help contribute to our un-stuffing"

Warm regards

Peter


  On 18/08/2014 at 08:59, I Give a Gawnski said:

Dear Gillon and that other bloke you hang around with (Ewans, or something like that),

Last year I told your predecessor that we were stuffed. He didn't agree, but to be fair on him he was on a lot of junkets at the time and it's hard for us blokes to multi-task and/or think abut problems that are so so far away. He said we had Paul Roos now so therefore we weren't stuffed.

But now Paul himself has come out publicly and said we're stuffed. Further to that, Joey-Boy from Demonland has come out and declared that we're stuffed - actually verbatim it was "we are stuffed" because all Joey-boy communiques are delivered in 3-words. Redleg also says we're stuffed. So that (including myself) brings the four-horsemen together - to prevent the apocalypse happening could we please have a fireside chat post haste about how you can help contribute to our un-stuffing"

Warm regards

Peter

Not bad at all I GaG

Perhaps you could put your mind and Pen to one to the players?

I look forward to your effort.

  On 18/08/2014 at 01:27, old dee said:

I am so so so tired of the MFC.

almost at the end.

Fortunately Uni Black continue to win and sit on top of the ladder.

They will be entertainment for the balance of 2014 and perhaps all of 2015.

OD I come out of my 2014 retirement to ask you does this mean the MFC needs a rebuild of a rebuild of a rebuild of a rebuild of a rebuild of a rebuild?

After all the MFC has come from being the worst team in 2013 to be the worst team in 2014.

I would suggest you should write your letter to PJ and ask him that the MFC only recruit AFL standard players.

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  On 18/08/2014 at 12:52, DemonFrog said:

OD I come out of my 2014 retirement to ask you does this mean the MFC needs a rebuild of a rebuild of a rebuild of a rebuild of a rebuild of a rebuild?

After all the MFC has come from being the worst team in 2013 to be the worst team in 2014.

I would suggest you should write your letter to PJ and ask him that the MFC only recruit AFL standard players.

Hi DF

Correct it has not been much of a journey .

Worst to worst

However with a lot of hard work and positive thought 2nd worst is within our grasp in 2015 DF.

  On 18/08/2014 at 12:55, old dee said:

Hi DF

Correct it has not been much of a journey .

Worst to worst

However with a lot of hard work and positive thought 2nd worst is within our grasp in 2015 DF.

I think it will take at lest three more rebuilds to achieve the 2nd worst AFL team OD.

  On 18/08/2014 at 13:08, DemonFrog said:

I think it will take at lest three more rebuilds to achieve the 2nd worst AFL team OD.

Rather negative DF

You need to get on the positive wagon right next to me.


  On 18/08/2014 at 13:17, old dee said:

Rather negative DF

You need to get on the positive wagon right next to me.

Oh and I was trying to be so positive by not really saying what I think of the current MFC players list.

Bring on 2018 or is that 2020?

Anyway 2015 looks to be another rebuild year.

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Welcome back frog.

OD,you need to chew on a fat bit of rope for 3 years.{thats how long the rebuild will take}

We seriously have to add JW to the banner of this thread.

  On 18/08/2014 at 06:57, old dee said:

I started composing a letter to Peter Jacykson this morning at 7.15 am

I am on my fifth version and it is still not working.

Perhaps I should follow Joeboys lead.

How does

"We are Stuffed"

Sound?

Mine would read:

Dear PJ,

I have followed this club all my life and am too rusted in not to. But could the players make it a little bit easier? At the moment I feel like a junkie who knows that stuff is bad for him, but just can't give it up. Give us something please!

  On 18/08/2014 at 23:42, Red and Bluebeard said:

Mine would read:

Dear PJ,

I have followed this club all my life and am too rusted in not to. But could the players make it a little bit easier? At the moment I feel like a junkie who knows that stuff is bad for him, but just can't give it up. Give us something please!

They already did give us something RBB

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  On 18/08/2014 at 00:36, jazza said:

Pizza and beer tasted like chit last night.

Couldnt get a positive out of the day in the big city at all.

Even sat behind what seemed to be viv michie family and thier enthusiasm didnt help.

The only positive this morning is cricket season is closer and we can throw barbs at superclarke.

The last bit is the best bit, jazza. Stay away from thw smokes. Sorry I didn't get to the game, but only as I missed you and won't be able to make any more games this year. Thete is always next season (thank God)

day 78 i think.

  On 18/08/2014 at 23:45, DemonFrog said:

They already did give us something RBB

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Welcome back, DF. However, that is so 2013 ... :-)

  On 18/08/2014 at 23:42, Red and Bluebeard said:

Mine would read:

Dear PJ,

I have followed this club all my life and am too rusted in not to. But could the players make it a little bit easier? At the moment I feel like a junkie who knows that stuff is bad for him, but just can't give it up. Give us something please!

Very good R and B
 
  On 18/08/2014 at 23:54, Red and Bluebeard said:

Welcome back, DF. However, that is so 2013 ... :-)

True, but 2013 was such a land mark year for the MFC it has a significant impact in 2014 and beyond.

  On 18/08/2014 at 12:55, old dee said:

Hi DF

  On 18/08/2014 at 23:39, jazza said:

Welcome back frog.

  On 18/08/2014 at 23:54, Red and Bluebeard said:

Welcome back, DF

Thanks guys

Sorry I did not make it over for a game or two this season but I have been struggling to keep my interest in the AFL of late.

The Drugs issue has had a big part in this as I am so against the use of illegal drugs/substance and now the Essendon FC etc. in sport. Appears to me the AFL just want to sweep the issue under the carpet but only time will tell if the AFL is actual concerned about the sport/players or just making more money.


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