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I was just de- briefing Moonie after his tumultuous weekend.

He has seen vulgarity and crassness before but not on a rural scale.

I am afraid he has lost his faith in humanity for ever and he is fearful of social interaction in case of any further fateful encounters .

He will be fine when his therapy is finished- give him time.

The only thing that may have drawn Moonie back from the depths of depravity was Lordweaver's cane. (Note how it made a better man of me).

However since Lordweaver appears to have gone to a better place - I must conlude that Moonie is [censored].

Throwing his his lot in with Biffen will only makes matters worse. Biffen will exploit him and he will be doubly [censored].

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The only thing that may have drawn Moonie back from the depths of depravity was Lordweaver's cane. (Note how it made a better man of me).

However since Lordweaver appears to have gone to a better place - I must conlude that Moonie is [censored].

Throwing his his lot in with Biffen will only makes matters worse. Biffen will exploit him and he will be doubly [censored].

Honestly, how on earth did you ever pass a Working With Children Check?

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I was just de- briefing Moonie after his tumultuous weekend.

He has seen vulgarity and crassness before but not on a rural scale.

I am afraid he has lost his faith in humanity for ever and he is fearful of social interaction in case of any further fateful encounters .

He will be fine when his therapy is finished- give him time.

Thanks for your excellent therapy and support Biff. The drugs you prescribed have certainly kicked in. Time will heal the wounds I hope.

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Monday Night WDTA Inter Club Ladies Comp

There are currently 3 ladies teams of varying standards in the WDTA Spring 2014 Competition. The Management team would like to thank Daisycutter for his incredible diligence and long after hours commitment in coordinating this competition.

Any interested ladies of any standard (or age, or looks) who would like some Monday night (or any night's) action please call dc on xxxxxxxxx. (or pm via Demonland forums)

You are just too modest dc. I just lifted this off the Borewood Tennis Club's website.

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Thanks for your excellent therapy and support Biff. The drugs you prescribed have certainly kicked in. Time will heal the wounds I hope.

i'd still get a specialist to look at that nasty infected lesion bbo left on your knee moonie

at the very least get a tetanus shot

friend of mine got something similar in the orient and they very nearly had to amputate because he was too embarrassed to see a doctor

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Thank god for this thread

I was about to prepare a treatise on the vagaries of afl umpiring decisions and their correlation with the fear /power structures entrenched in a society where compassion cannot interfere with established order

Or something like that

Maybe better off paying attention to offspring as the final solution to all of society's ills

Or not

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Not to mention the confidence index established within power and authority structures reflected on the playing fields

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i'd still get a specialist to look at that nasty infected lesion bbo left on your knee moonie

at the very least get a tetanus shot

friend of mine got something similar in the orient and they very nearly had to amputate because he was too embarrassed to see a doctor

Sage advice indeed. I've always considered your wisdom underrated on 'land dc.

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Oh and I don't think I mentioned the intellect of roos denying that our defeats were anything other than a confusing aberration beyond comprehension

From the man who instructed a Sydney player to miss one for the greater good

Expect an improved display next week and do we really need a win or a loss.???

It's a brave new world with your delightful activities to distract us

THANKS

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Thank god for this thread

I was about to prepare a treatise on the vagaries of afl umpiring decisions and their correlation with the fear /power structures entrenched in a society where compassion cannot interfere with established order

Or something like that

Maybe better off paying attention to offspring as the final solution to all of society's ills

Or not

I sat through the crap the Dees dished up last Sunday, and I have sat through many similar matches, but I'll be buggered if I will ever sit through an episode of that rubbish. It would be more fun listening to a three way shitstir between BBO, Biffen and jazza ... :-)
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I sat through the crap the Dees dished up last Sunday, and I have sat through many similar matches, but I'll be buggered if I will ever sit through an episode of that rubbish. It would be more fun listening to a three way shitstir between BBO, Biffen and jazza ... :-)[/quote

My point exactly

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Thanks for your excellent therapy and support Biff. The drugs you prescribed have certainly kicked in. Time will heal the wounds I hope.

I am always trying to help People less fortunate than myself Moonie.

You will need pills to quell the nightmares for a decade or two.

Dr Biff can always deliver.

No questions asked.

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You can rip Moonie off as much as you like "Dr. Biff" but he is beyond the help of even your most imaginative concoctions.

Mate, have you had a look at your life-like avatar lately?! I'd say it's you that needs considerable help.

Biff, please send a wheelbarrow of your finest anti psychotic drugs to BBO. Oh, I forgot.... They are not anti.....

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