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I was just de- briefing Moonie after his tumultuous weekend.

He has seen vulgarity and crassness before but not on a rural scale.

I am afraid he has lost his faith in humanity for ever and he is fearful of social interaction in case of any further fateful encounters .

He will be fine when his therapy is finished- give him time.

The only thing that may have drawn Moonie back from the depths of depravity was Lordweaver's cane. (Note how it made a better man of me).

However since Lordweaver appears to have gone to a better place - I must conlude that Moonie is [censored].

Throwing his his lot in with Biffen will only makes matters worse. Biffen will exploit him and he will be doubly [censored].

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    biffo's probably got him on the streets already

    Yeah Biffen will have a pair of dark sunnies on him and a tin in his hand.

    Couldn't imagine you'd make money out of him any other way!

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    The only thing that may have drawn Moonie back from the depths of depravity was Lordweaver's cane. (Note how it made a better man of me).

    However since Lordweaver appears to have gone to a better place - I must conlude that Moonie is [censored].

    Throwing his his lot in with Biffen will only makes matters worse. Biffen will exploit him and he will be doubly [censored].

    Honestly, how on earth did you ever pass a Working With Children Check?

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    I was just de- briefing Moonie after his tumultuous weekend.

    He has seen vulgarity and crassness before but not on a rural scale.

    I am afraid he has lost his faith in humanity for ever and he is fearful of social interaction in case of any further fateful encounters .

    He will be fine when his therapy is finished- give him time.

    Thanks for your excellent therapy and support Biff. The drugs you prescribed have certainly kicked in. Time will heal the wounds I hope.

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    Thanks for your excellent therapy and support Biff. The drugs you prescribed have certainly kicked in. Time will heal the wounds I hope.

    i'd still get a specialist to look at that nasty infected lesion bbo left on your knee moonie

    at the very least get a tetanus shot

    friend of mine got something similar in the orient and they very nearly had to amputate because he was too embarrassed to see a doctor

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    Thank god for this thread

    I was about to prepare a treatise on the vagaries of afl umpiring decisions and their correlation with the fear /power structures entrenched in a society where compassion cannot interfere with established order

    Or something like that

    Maybe better off paying attention to offspring as the final solution to all of society's ills

    Or not

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    Not to mention the confidence index established within power and authority structures reflected on the playing fields

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    Not to mention the confidence index established within power and authority structures reflected on the playing fields

    i was saying exactly the same thing to the gardener today dp - spooky

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    i'd still get a specialist to look at that nasty infected lesion bbo left on your knee moonie

    at the very least get a tetanus shot

    friend of mine got something similar in the orient and they very nearly had to amputate because he was too embarrassed to see a doctor

    Sage advice indeed. I've always considered your wisdom underrated on 'land dc.

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    Oh and I don't think I mentioned the intellect of roos denying that our defeats were anything other than a confusing aberration beyond comprehension

    From the man who instructed a Sydney player to miss one for the greater good

    Expect an improved display next week and do we really need a win or a loss.???

    It's a brave new world with your delightful activities to distract us

    THANKS

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    Sage advice indeed. I've always considered your wisdom underrated on 'land dc.

    action moonie not words, stop blabbering

    p.s. luv ya maaate

    Edited by daisycutter

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    Thank god for this thread

    I was about to prepare a treatise on the vagaries of afl umpiring decisions and their correlation with the fear /power structures entrenched in a society where compassion cannot interfere with established order

    Or something like that

    Maybe better off paying attention to offspring as the final solution to all of society's ills

    Or not

    I sat through the crap the Dees dished up last Sunday, and I have sat through many similar matches, but I'll be buggered if I will ever sit through an episode of that rubbish. It would be more fun listening to a three way shitstir between BBO, Biffen and jazza ... :-)
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    I sat through the crap the Dees dished up last Sunday, and I have sat through many similar matches, but I'll be buggered if I will ever sit through an episode of that rubbish. It would be more fun listening to a three way shitstir between BBO, Biffen and jazza ... :-)[/quote

    My point exactly

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    Hawks now starting to whinge about equalisation. Happy of course with their draw and other privileges.

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    Hawks now starting to whinge about equalisation. Happy of course with their draw and other privileges.

    If the roles were reversed would we be doing any different?

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    If the roles were reversed would we be doing any different?

    oh how i wish

    but let's not talk about impossible hypotheticals od :rolleyes:

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    oh how i wish

    but let's not talk about impossible hypotheticals od :rolleyes:

    Yes I was getting a decade or two ahead of myself dc

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    Thanks for your excellent therapy and support Biff. The drugs you prescribed have certainly kicked in. Time will heal the wounds I hope.

    I am always trying to help People less fortunate than myself Moonie.

    You will need pills to quell the nightmares for a decade or two.

    Dr Biff can always deliver.

    No questions asked.

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    You can rip Moonie off as much as you like "Dr. Biff" but he is beyond the help of even your most imaginative concoctions.

    Mate, have you had a look at your life-like avatar lately?! I'd say it's you that needs considerable help.

    Biff, please send a wheelbarrow of your finest anti psychotic drugs to BBO. Oh, I forgot.... They are not anti.....

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