Jump to content

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

I was just de- briefing Moonie after his tumultuous weekend.

He has seen vulgarity and crassness before but not on a rural scale.

I am afraid he has lost his faith in humanity for ever and he is fearful of social interaction in case of any further fateful encounters .

He will be fine when his therapy is finished- give him time.

The only thing that may have drawn Moonie back from the depths of depravity was Lordweaver's cane. (Note how it made a better man of me).

However since Lordweaver appears to have gone to a better place - I must conlude that Moonie is [censored].

Throwing his his lot in with Biffen will only makes matters worse. Biffen will exploit him and he will be doubly [censored].

  • Quote
    •  

    biffo's probably got him on the streets already

    Yeah Biffen will have a pair of dark sunnies on him and a tin in his hand.

    Couldn't imagine you'd make money out of him any other way!

  • Quote
    •  

    The only thing that may have drawn Moonie back from the depths of depravity was Lordweaver's cane. (Note how it made a better man of me).

    However since Lordweaver appears to have gone to a better place - I must conlude that Moonie is [censored].

    Throwing his his lot in with Biffen will only makes matters worse. Biffen will exploit him and he will be doubly [censored].

    Honestly, how on earth did you ever pass a Working With Children Check?

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    I was just de- briefing Moonie after his tumultuous weekend.

    He has seen vulgarity and crassness before but not on a rural scale.

    I am afraid he has lost his faith in humanity for ever and he is fearful of social interaction in case of any further fateful encounters .

    He will be fine when his therapy is finished- give him time.

    Thanks for your excellent therapy and support Biff. The drugs you prescribed have certainly kicked in. Time will heal the wounds I hope.

  • Quote
    •  

    Monday Night WDTA Inter Club Ladies Comp

    There are currently 3 ladies teams of varying standards in the WDTA Spring 2014 Competition. The Management team would like to thank Daisycutter for his incredible diligence and long after hours commitment in coordinating this competition.

    Any interested ladies of any standard (or age, or looks) who would like some Monday night (or any night's) action please call dc on xxxxxxxxx. (or pm via Demonland forums)

    You are just too modest dc. I just lifted this off the Borewood Tennis Club's website.

  • Quote

    Thanks for your excellent therapy and support Biff. The drugs you prescribed have certainly kicked in. Time will heal the wounds I hope.

    i'd still get a specialist to look at that nasty infected lesion bbo left on your knee moonie

    at the very least get a tetanus shot

    friend of mine got something similar in the orient and they very nearly had to amputate because he was too embarrassed to see a doctor

  • Quote

    Thank god for this thread

    I was about to prepare a treatise on the vagaries of afl umpiring decisions and their correlation with the fear /power structures entrenched in a society where compassion cannot interfere with established order

    Or something like that

    Maybe better off paying attention to offspring as the final solution to all of society's ills

    Or not

  • Quote

    Not to mention the confidence index established within power and authority structures reflected on the playing fields

  • Quote

    Not to mention the confidence index established within power and authority structures reflected on the playing fields

    i was saying exactly the same thing to the gardener today dp - spooky

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    i'd still get a specialist to look at that nasty infected lesion bbo left on your knee moonie

    at the very least get a tetanus shot

    friend of mine got something similar in the orient and they very nearly had to amputate because he was too embarrassed to see a doctor

    Sage advice indeed. I've always considered your wisdom underrated on 'land dc.

  • Quote

    Oh and I don't think I mentioned the intellect of roos denying that our defeats were anything other than a confusing aberration beyond comprehension

    From the man who instructed a Sydney player to miss one for the greater good

    Expect an improved display next week and do we really need a win or a loss.???

    It's a brave new world with your delightful activities to distract us

    THANKS

  • Quote

    Sage advice indeed. I've always considered your wisdom underrated on 'land dc.

    action moonie not words, stop blabbering

    p.s. luv ya maaate

    Edited by daisycutter

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Thank god for this thread

    I was about to prepare a treatise on the vagaries of afl umpiring decisions and their correlation with the fear /power structures entrenched in a society where compassion cannot interfere with established order

    Or something like that

    Maybe better off paying attention to offspring as the final solution to all of society's ills

    Or not

    I sat through the crap the Dees dished up last Sunday, and I have sat through many similar matches, but I'll be buggered if I will ever sit through an episode of that rubbish. It would be more fun listening to a three way shitstir between BBO, Biffen and jazza ... :-)
  • Quote
    I sat through the crap the Dees dished up last Sunday, and I have sat through many similar matches, but I'll be buggered if I will ever sit through an episode of that rubbish. It would be more fun listening to a three way shitstir between BBO, Biffen and jazza ... :-)[/quote

    My point exactly

  • Quote
    • Author

    Hawks now starting to whinge about equalisation. Happy of course with their draw and other privileges.

  • Quote

    Hawks now starting to whinge about equalisation. Happy of course with their draw and other privileges.

    If the roles were reversed would we be doing any different?

  • Quote

    If the roles were reversed would we be doing any different?

    oh how i wish

    but let's not talk about impossible hypotheticals od :rolleyes:

  • Quote
    • Like 2

    oh how i wish

    but let's not talk about impossible hypotheticals od :rolleyes:

    Yes I was getting a decade or two ahead of myself dc

  • Quote

    Thanks for your excellent therapy and support Biff. The drugs you prescribed have certainly kicked in. Time will heal the wounds I hope.

    I am always trying to help People less fortunate than myself Moonie.

    You will need pills to quell the nightmares for a decade or two.

    Dr Biff can always deliver.

    No questions asked.

  • Quote
    •  

    You can rip Moonie off as much as you like "Dr. Biff" but he is beyond the help of even your most imaginative concoctions.

    Mate, have you had a look at your life-like avatar lately?! I'd say it's you that needs considerable help.

    Biff, please send a wheelbarrow of your finest anti psychotic drugs to BBO. Oh, I forgot.... They are not anti.....

  • Quote

    • Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
    Reply to this topic...
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • PREVIEW: North Melbourne

      Can you believe it? After a long period of years over which Melbourne has dominated in matches against North Melbourne, the Demons are looking down the barrel at two defeats at the hands of the Kangaroos in the same season. And if that eventuates, it will come hot on the heels of an identical result against the Gold Coast Suns. How have the might fallen? There is a slight difference in that North Melbourne are not yet in the same place as Gold Coast. Like Melbourne, they are currently situated in the lower half of the ladder and though they did achieve a significant upset when the teams met earlier in the season, their subsequent form has been equally unimpressive and inconsistent. 

      • 0 replies
      Demonland

    • REPORT: Adelaide

      The atmosphere at the Melbourne Football Club at the beginning of the season was aspirational following an injury-plagued year in 2024. Coach Simon Goodwin had lofty expectations with the return of key players, the anticipated improvement from a maturing group with a few years of experience under their belts, and some exceptional young talent also joining the ranks. All of that went by the wayside as the team failed to click into action early on. It rallied briefly with a new strategy but has fallen again with five more  consecutive defeats. 

      • 0 replies
      Demonland

    • CASEY: Coburg

      The Casey Demons returned to their home ground which was once a graveyard for opposing teams but they managed to gift the four points on offer to Coburg with yet another of their trademark displays of inaccuracy in front of goals and some undisciplined football that earned the displeasure of the umpires late in the game. The home team was welcomed by a small crowd at Casey Fields and looked right at home as it dominated the first three quarters and led for all bar the last five minutes of the game. In the end, they came away with nothing, despite winning everywhere but on the scoreboard and the free kick count.

      • 0 replies
      Demonland

    • PREGAME: Rd 18 vs North Melbourne

      After four weeks on the road the Demons make their long awaited return to the MCG next Sunday to play in a classic late season dead rubber against the North Melbourne Kangaroos. Who comes in and who comes out?

        • Shocked
      • 159 replies
      Demonland

    • POSTGAME: Rd 17 vs Adelaide

      The Demons were wasteful early before putting the foot down early in the 2nd quarter but they chased tail for the remainder of the match. They could not get their first use of the footy after half time and when they did poor skills, execution and decision making let them down.

        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 246 replies
      Demonland

    • PODCAST: Rd 17 vs Adelaide

      The Demonland Podcast will air LIVE on Monday, 7th July @ 8:00pm. Join Binman & I as we dissect the Dees disappointing loss to the Crows.
      Your questions and comments are a huge part of our podcast so please post anything you want to ask or say below and we'll give you a shout out on the show.
      Listen LIVE: https://demonland.com/

      • 28 replies
      Demonland
    View All