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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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cant do that sorry.i made a personal promise and always try to keep word.

its just that after my personal set back,i cant face certain situations anymore and am always thinking the worst.

just hoping the poor bugger is ok.

he is in far WA and doesnt have access to the repat like OD

More power to you jazza -- that is as it should be. If you are in touch with DF, please tell him he is missed and we all hope he is ok too.

 

saw you and bbo with RaB at the may carnival in warrnambool.

didnt realise you were professional emu pickers,hope you had a good find and got a win.

does bbo still slurp peoples drinks at the gat,when they go to the dunny at halftime/

Emu picking sure beats plucking pheasants ... :blink::blink:

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More power to you jazza -- that is as it should be. If you are in touch with DF, please tell him he is missed and we all hope he is ok too.

Where is DF. I miss those magnificent graphics.

 

50 points for OD for erudite vocabulary (although if you said it was ancient Greek for 'stirrer' it would be hard to disagree ... )

Have you been told today R and B?

3 demon fans arrested in stkilda junction this morning at 9.30.

when they told the coppers about celebrating beating adelaide and carlton in the same year,the police laughed their heads off and took them back to ramshackle living quarters.

one of them puked in the back of the divvy van and the other 2 cleaned it up and put onto a pizza tray,{lunch at the gat}

i just see that classic picture from the hangover with biff/bbo/ and RaB waking up monday morning and looking for a ciggie butt to light up and start the new week.


Have you been told today R and B?

No, I haven't, OD. Have you? :blink: I wonder what picture DF would find for this .... :lol:

No, I haven't, OD. Have you? :blink: I wonder what picture DF would find for this .... :lol:

probably a bloody frog or banana :o

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Congrats everyone. Over 10000.00 posts, over 400 pages and over 2000000.00 views

 

Congrats everyone. Over 10000.00 posts, over 400 pages and over 2000000.00 views

we need to find a publisher for this thread redleg

it would have to be a condensed book though....just the highlights

we could make a motza - pay for demonland costs for next 100 years

we need to find a publisher for this thread redleg

it would have to be a condensed book though....just the highlights

we could make a motza - pay for demonland costs for next 100 years

No one would read this [censored]!


We do!

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Lets not denigrate the great posts that make up this entertaining and educational thread.

Lets not denigrate the great posts that make up this entertaining and educational thread.

I agree Redleg

We must all return to the principles that made this thread the best on Demonland.

Honest FairPlay, mad buggers and bananas

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we need to find a publisher for this thread redleg

it would have to be a condensed book though....just the highlights

we could make a motza - pay for demonland costs for next 100 years

No one would read this [censored]!

people read another book that gives numerical connotations and make television shows out of it.

in the future 1,000 years from now man will study the pyraminds,bible and our book

bitty would be classed as some kind of alien coming to earth to teach mankind new evolutionary ways.

biff,would be thought of as some low level priest that led common man away from good living.

RaB would be seen as the roman general and dictator levellng the arguments to rudimentry everyday rules.

old dee,as some kind of ancient man that lived to a grand old age and wouldnt die,false teeth,hips,eyes,brain,heart and liver.

redleg,the soothsayer and mystic that was half man half horse{top half horse}.

daisycutter.the unknown force that knew all,and spoke all.

people read another book that gives numerical connotations and make television shows out of it.

in the future 1,000 years from now man will study the pyraminds,bible and our book

bitty would be classed as some kind of alien coming to earth to teach mankind new evolutionary ways.

biff,would be thought of as some low level priest that led common man away from good living.

RaB would be seen as the roman general and dictator levellng the arguments to rudimentry everyday rules.

old dee,as some kind of ancient man that lived to a grand old age and wouldnt die,false teeth,hips,eyes,brain,heart and liver.

redleg,the soothsayer and mystic that was half man half horse{top half horse}.

daisycutter.the unknown force that knew all,and spoke all.

And what about jazza? A cow whisperer with bizarre uses for ancient artefacts like 4WDs? Personally, I think the "No T$ No B$" book would be a most entertaining read, from which the future researchers would conclude that this was a mad but happy bunch ... :blink::blink::blink::blink:

I agree Redleg

We must all return to the principles that made this thread the best on Demonland.

Honest FairPlay and bananas

Agreed, but you left out mad buggers, OD ... :blink:

Agreed, but you left out mad buggers, OD ... :blink:

In Now R and B

people read another book that gives numerical connotations and make television shows out of it.

in the future 1,000 years from now man will study the pyraminds,bible and our book

bitty would be classed as some kind of alien coming to earth to teach mankind new evolutionary ways.

biff,would be thought of as some low level priest that led common man away from good living.

RaB would be seen as the roman general and dictator levellng the arguments to rudimentry everyday rules.

old dee,as some kind of ancient man that lived to a grand old age and wouldnt die,false teeth,hips,eyes,brain,heart and liver.

redleg,the soothsayer and mystic that was half man half horse{top half horse}.

daisycutter.the unknown force that knew all,and spoke all.

Delighted with that description jazza


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gurday OD,power back on at the repat?

And what about jazza? A cow whisperer with bizarre uses for ancient artefacts like 4WDs? Personally, I think the "No T$ No B$" book would be a most entertaining read, from which the future researchers would conclude that this was a mad but happy bunch ... :blink::blink::blink::blink:

we could get bert newton to do a "Best of NoT$noB$" or "Top Ten NoT$noB$ Posts"

we could get bert newton to do a "Best of NoT$noB$" or "Top Ten NoT$noB$ Posts"

with special guests making appearances.

biff to read out 10-7

bbo=6-4

redleg wheeling old dee on while dc holds his catharta in place.

Rab=to read out the top 3,{hes the only one with glasses that can magnify the writing}

 

In Now R and B

Nicely done, OD!

with special guests making appearances.

biff to read out 10-7

bbo=6-4

redleg wheeling old dee on while dc holds his catharta in place.

Rab=to read out the top 3,{hes the only one with glasses that can magnify the writing}

Happy to do it, but no glasses here, jazza.


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