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The Sistine Chapel?

Hmm ... I don't recall Micky Mouse being around in the Book of Genesis.

:wub:

He is one God's angels sent to live in the house of Disney. There he begat with minisepth mouse or Minnie as she was known to her friends in the temple of fantasy land. They created many generations of mice until one dark day the family was polluted by a dastardly bat who begat with a young mouse and from that sprang the rat, who currently plays with the Philistines Giants in the west, now known as the GWS Giants and who was promoted throughout the desert, as Goliath, but who plays more like Cleopatra.

He is one God's angels sent to live in the house of Disney. There he begat with minisepth mouse or Minnie as she was known to her friends in the temple of fantasy land. They created many generations of mice until one dark day the family was polluted by a dastardly bat who begat with a young mouse and from that sprang the rat, who currently plays with the Philistines Giants in the west, now known as the GWS Giants and who was promoted throughout the desert, as Goliath, but who plays more like Cleopatra.

That player is certainly in Cleopatra's financial league ... :blink:

 

He is one God's angels sent to live in the house of Disney. There he begat with minisepth mouse or Minnie as she was known to her friends in the temple of fantasy land. They created many generations of mice until one dark day the family was polluted by a dastardly bat who begat with a young mouse and from that sprang the rat, who currently plays with the Philistines Giants in the west, now known as the GWS Giants and who was promoted throughout the desert, as Goliath, but who plays more like Cleopatra.

You're not a student of history are you?

You're not a student of history are you?

old dee is our history expert on this page.

hes the only one old enough to remember us winning the 1876 flag .


He is one God's angels sent to live in the house of Disney. There he begat with minisepth mouse or Minnie as she was known to her friends in the temple of fantasy land. They created many generations of mice until one dark day the family was polluted by a dastardly bat who begat with a young mouse and from that sprang the rat, who currently plays with the Philistines Giants in the west, now known as the GWS Giants and who was promoted throughout the desert, as Goliath, but who plays more like Cleopatra.

That sounds fairly accurate to me Mr. leg. I would ignore WJ he is sounding more like a hieratic every day.

old dee is our history expert on this page.

hes the only one old enough to remember us winning the 1876 flag .

Be very careful pulling the tail of a demon jazza

DF tried that and look at the result!

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i think df is no longer around because he ran out of pictures :unsure:

No dc he simply pushed the envelope too far.

i think df is no longer around because he ran out of pictures :unsure:

1/i get this horrible feeling his wife caught him doing some sort of biff/bbo style skimming on the computer and has banned him.

2/his boss found the internet charges.

3/i have his private telephone number,but dont want to ring in case its bad news.i cant face terrible news atm.


1/i get this horrible feeling his wife caught him doing some sort of biff/bbo style skimming on the computer and has banned him.

2/his boss found the internet charges.

3/i have his private telephone number,but dont want to ring in case its bad news.i cant face terrible news atm.

Give it to me I will SMS! As he has not answered my pm

By this stage it is safe to say he is pond scum.

Give it to me I will SMS! As he has not answered my pm

cant do that sorry.i made a personal promise and always try to keep word.

its just that after my personal set back,i cant face certain situations anymore and am always thinking the worst.

just hoping the poor bugger is ok.

he is in far WA and doesnt have access to the repat like OD.

A handful of chemicals from the pool shop should sort it.

By this stage it is safe to say he is pond scum.

seeing as you 2 have nothing better to do on a saturday morning.

you could have helped me stack wood in the shed.

now my jobs are finished fox footy is about to be warmed up for after lunch workout.

spose you 2 have to pick up empty glasses in the gat and empty ashtrays before the footy starts.


special weather report from beech forest.this is for the old and infirm{od}.

sun shining and predicated gale wind not appeared as yet,rain{hoping for}has appeared as yet.

cows,havent started calving as yet.im preparing to be in mud until october.

as a special treeat for OD,saw a motor scooter in colac this week with a little umbrella type roof.

didnt think to stop the old bugger hanging onto life{like yourself] to ask where you could buy one.

anyway about to kick fire into 2nd gear and have a cuppa.

thats the otways weather report for the old and infirm.

ps.next time the geriatrics bus takes you out OD,come down this way and i will show you around the farm.

That sounds fairly accurate to me Mr. leg. I would ignore WJ he is sounding more like a hieratic every day.

Interesting one OD

hi·er·at·ic (hī′ə-răt′ĭk, hī-răt′-)

adj.

1. Of or associated with sacred persons or offices; sacerdotal.

2. Constituting or relating to a simplified cursive style of Egyptian hieroglyphics, used in both sacred and secular writings.

3. Extremely formal or stylized, as in a work of art.

Interesting one OD

hi·er·at·ic (hī′ə-răt′ĭk, hī-răt′-)

adj.

1. Of or associated with sacred persons or offices; sacerdotal.

2. Constituting or relating to a simplified cursive style of Egyptian hieroglyphics, used in both sacred and secular writings.

3. Extremely formal or stylized, as in a work of art.

My excuse is I was in a rush and the spell check did me in.

Anyway they all seem to cover WJ

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That sounds fairly accurate to me Mr. leg. I would ignore WJ he is sounding more like a hieratic every day.

I usually do ignore WJ.

seeing as you 2 have nothing better to do on a saturday morning.

you could have helped me stack wood in the shed.

now my jobs are finished fox footy is about to be warmed up for after lunch workout.

spose you 2 have to pick up empty glasses in the gat and empty ashtrays before the footy starts.

Close Jazza.

I have to pick up a lot of full pot glasses and fill some ashtrays.


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Close Jazza.

I have to pick up a lot of full pot glasses and fill some ashtrays.

Yes housework is never finished.

Close Jazza.

I have to pick up a lot of full pot glasses and fill some ashtrays.

saw you and bbo with RaB at the may carnival in warrnambool.

didnt realise you were professional emu pickers,hope you had a good find and got a win.

does bbo still slurp peoples drinks at the gat,when they go to the dunny at halftime/

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BTW people we won a game today in Adelaide, something we haven't done in 13 years.

 

I am just happy that we seem to have a plan and a team that are capable of executing it.

To stop our leaking goals was the first step.

To bring in new players and get them game time is the second.

To turn over the list and develop players is the third.

We are on the way. Wins are great but honourable losses are part of the change.

Remember this conversation Redleg?

I told you honourable losses were BS.

Wins Redleg stop thinking h... Losses.

I cannot even type that word anymore.

That sounds fairly accurate to me Mr. leg. I would ignore WJ he is sounding more like a hieratic every day.

50 points for OD for erudite vocabulary (although if you said it was ancient Greek for 'stirrer' it would be hard to disagree ... )


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